249 Comments

I feel his pain. Sometimes I wish I were one of The Blacks, too. Usually on Sunday mornings at the African-American church I occasionally attend, when the choir gets in spirit and the congregation joins in.

Expand full comment

I kinda agree about his not necessarily hating the general population (and also agree that it's pretty meaningless - racism in the name of demagoguic ends is no less dangerous than genuine populist racism).

However, I think his personal vendettas and his disturbing thin skin add a whole new layer of alarm.

In sum: Donald Trump should not be president.

Expand full comment

He'd have it so much easier as a pony!

Expand full comment

Don't go there!

Expand full comment

You could just, you know, join in too... melanin not required... :)

Expand full comment

So in other words he's always been a moron, it's not just an old age thing.

Expand full comment

Man born on third base complains that the well-educated blacks are making all the touchdowns.

Expand full comment

Don't worry - he won't be.

Expand full comment

So blatant though. I know the candidates skim but he's getting a little carried away.

Expand full comment

If this year has taught me nothing yet, it has taught me that not only is the bottom of the barrel NOT sufficient to stop this headlong plunge, the earth's fiery core seems to hold no terror.

Expand full comment

I guess that's why the Trump organization tried to level the playing field by making the feds take them to court before he and his father let teh blax move into their properties.

Expand full comment

The ocean just rose around it.

Expand full comment

"It's a great" would fit perfectly onto an embroidered throw pillow. It's concise, it's pithy and above all it is utterly meaningless!

Perhaps one of you little ladies, who have all the advantages thanks to their woman cards, would embroider it for me (after making me a sammidge.) I would do it myself but I'm too busy brooding over how much easier the blacks have it than me.

Expand full comment

/rolls eyes

Asshole who would be working as an assistant night manager at a White Castle in Queens if his dad wasn't rich and left him a fortune says what?

Expand full comment

Oh look, a nightmare!

Expand full comment

This is WAY off topic, but... in that multi-panel view just before Spike comes in... is that John fucking Elway in the upper left? Why in the actual fuck was he on that program?

My head is spinning.

Expand full comment