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Watch Evil Rich Republicans Brawl Over The Hired Help On National TV
This is the "highlight" of last night's debate, some portion where wicked millionaire slobs Rick Perry and Mitt Romney start screaming at each other like a couple of drunk country club housewives after Rick Perry accuses Mittens of being in bed with his illegal Mexican gardener or something, which is Low Class. And then they start clawing at each other on stage while Mittens yells, "BAD FORM" over and over and then finally just calls Rick Perry a tart.
Oh, technically speaking the issue at hand is over some point in time when Mitt Romney accidentally hired an illegal alien to mow his lawn with laser moonbeams or however the Mormons like it done, and Rick Perry calls him out on it because this is the "hithe of hypocrisy" as Perry puts it.
A red-faced Romney didn’t take a liking to that, and even reached out to put his arm on Perry. Here’s how [Romney] explained his immigration issue:
“So we went to the company and we said, look, you can’t have any illegals working on our property. I’m running for office, for pete’s sake, we can’t have illegals. Turns out that once question they hired someone who had falsified their documents and therefore we fired them.
In other news, the God of the Mormons is apparently named "Pete." The more you know! [ TPM ]