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Memo to Illinois voters:

Although it is true that idiots are entitled to representation, it is not necessary that their representative be an idiot.

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<i>"I’m being taped by Tammy Duckworth’s people. They are manufacturing this crisis—” </i>

Uh, Joe ... they aren't "manufacturing" it. They're just fucking taping it. I know this is kinda complicated, but sit down and study this until you've got a good grip on the basic idea: If you stop saying stupid shit, they won't tape you saying stupid shit.

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Indeed! "Sherlock" is on my (very) short list of DVDs worth owning. Check it out: Season 1 is on Netflix.

(A 30-something actor with seven "most acclaimed" roles must be doing something right.)

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He passed the one where there are eight drinks on the bar, he drinks seven of them, and has to tell the bartender how many are left.

He passed it on his third attempt.

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I say it to my ex-stepdaughter sometimes.

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fuck you rickm i am a MIXD RELATIONSHIP and you are eVIl soCIALizmms

(this is the time when my canadian part will apologize profusely).

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by 'american treasure', i assume you mean "that thing we lost in that desert once outside LA when the weather was really crappy and we were fighting a lot"?

yes?

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i have said before that this particular cunt makes me more stabby than most, but now i have to live by the sword, so to speak, and am actively working for tammy.

and it's been a loonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg fucking campaign.

so. if any of you all feel like helping tammy... we would SO be happy for it.

i will not link as it's not hard to find.

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So he's fucking stupid in addition to being completely obnoxious?

Apparently Joe is not familiar with the old joke that a verbal agreement is "not worth the paper it's printed on".

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Only for the landlord to produce pictures of the walls covered in feces and the DNA tests proving it's Walsh's.

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"Let us not assassinate this lady further, Congressman You have done enough. Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

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Easy there

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Unutterable shitheel says what?

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Hey now,

GUINESS-SWILLING FUCKING LIBELLLOUSNESS!!11!!

The rest I can let you have at 80% off. But I just am NOT going to concede Guiness-swilling to these toff-wannabe-prats! (Did I do that right, LL? Or have I mixed up my Brit derogatories?)

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He kind of raises the bar on obnoxiousness.

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There just HAS to be a sex scandal or 2 in this guy's background. He obviously thinks he's some kinda date bait stud.

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