If you follow Yr Wonket closely, you probably already know that Yr Editrix helped debunk Paul Ryan's moving, mostly untrue CPAC story about how liberals are terrible people who want to feed hungry children food instead of brown paper, which truly loves them. True parts: there was a kid and a paper bag. The story made the rounds all weekend, and if there's a better rapid-fire summary of just how much Paul Ryan got wrong than Jon Stewart's, we don't know what it is. Enjoy!
I'm still waiting for the GOP to notice that the school their kids attend, and which they do not pay for, and which people with no kids also cheerfully support through their tax dollars, is a government program, whether or not lunch is served.
It's fine for the school textbooks to be free, and the classrooms to be free, and the teachers to be free, and the softballs and jungle gyms and blackboards to be free, but a chicken taco and a cup of noodle soup is Socializm? WTF?
This obsession with lunch has been going on since Reagan's ketchup-is-a-vegetable days. Something terribly traumatic must have happened to the GOP in the lunchline when it was in 2nd grade. Either the lunch lady put rat poison in the jello or that mean 3rd grader gave it noogies every day.
I noticed in that clip of Huckabee at CPAC that he's packed the lbs. back on. He probably figured with Cristie being the front runner (so to speak) it was safe to be a little hefty.
yet another cease and desist in 3...2...1...
Lyin Ryan is brown baggin it again
....pornography is to butterflies?
Thinks Ryan should have to mud wrestle with Rand Paul.
Fully clothed.
Stewart kicking Ryan in the balls? That's what I call going after low-hanging fruit.
You left out the mike drop.
Stalin is to a chocolate-chip cookie?
I'm still waiting for the GOP to notice that the school their kids attend, and which they do not pay for, and which people with no kids also cheerfully support through their tax dollars, is a government program, whether or not lunch is served.
It's fine for the school textbooks to be free, and the classrooms to be free, and the teachers to be free, and the softballs and jungle gyms and blackboards to be free, but a chicken taco and a cup of noodle soup is Socializm? WTF?
This obsession with lunch has been going on since Reagan's ketchup-is-a-vegetable days. Something terribly traumatic must have happened to the GOP in the lunchline when it was in 2nd grade. Either the lunch lady put rat poison in the jello or that mean 3rd grader gave it noogies every day.
nor frothy...
men are to making sammiches?
I noticed in that clip of Huckabee at CPAC that he's packed the lbs. back on. He probably figured with Cristie being the front runner (so to speak) it was safe to be a little hefty.
Trash.