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turning his own suffering into a commitment to care about other people.

What timing. I came out of my recent experience with the same desire, that no one EVER have to experience what we went through.

I have a cause.

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Okay, you look so familiar. Didn't we enjoy the waters together at Baden-Baden last autumn?

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With? Should be on. FIFY

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♫♫ Ba-Ba-Ba-Baadd.....♫ ♫

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Oh, it was fun to watch that mess. Kinda like grabbing a fake Rolex out of the bargain bin at Big Lots for five bucks--sure, it's flimsy shlock, but makes you appreciate the real thing all the more.

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Yes he is and very Lumpy too also.

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I'm sad the Onion articles have gotten so short now. Just one-paragraph squibs for the attention-deficit smartphone generation. Whatever happened to exploring a comedic conceit to its full effect?

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My mom says I'm the pretty one.

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But I think it's being pointed out to him that he may have that a teensy bit, what's the word...? incorrect?

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Is there supposed to be something there? I'm just seeing a big blank space.

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Saying that trump is making an "attempt at discourse" is far too charitable.

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The trump and RWNJ GOP, that's what happened. They're taking all the good material for themselves.

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By being completely clueless ignorant fuckwits who don't have the brains to CHECK before they make fools of themselves.

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Just a reminder: Trump has had unlimited publicity and very little investigation- soon to end. We have only one in-depth insider look at Trump : 'Trumped' by former right hand man Jack O'Donnell Amazon 5.95

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That was one hell of a big can whoopass OHJB opened on TrumptyDumbty.

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Joe Biden may have an unreasonable prejudice against cancer but fortunately for tumors, carcinogens are popular and protected in Rick Scott's Florida.

Tallahassee - Florida regulators voted to approve a new water quality standard Tuesday that will increase the amount of cancer-causing toxins allowed in Florida's rivers and streams under a plan the state says will protect more Floridians than current standards.

No, this is not a joke:

http://www.bradenton.com/ne...

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