Guys, Wonkette's Los Angeles-based Editrix is probably still asleep at this early hour, so we'll just take this opportunity to discuss a story that may produce some mixed emotions for her. We mean, on the one hand, who doesn't love hundreds of words in the paper of record about Old Handsome Joe Biden all getting into your personal space and laying his gentle, friendly hands on you? But on the other, with California in the bag for Obama, chances are very slim that our Editrix will experience a campaign moment like this: "Outside the Airport Diner here on Saturday, Mr. Biden shook Samantha Mullin's hand while stroking her left forearm. He placed a hand on one shoulder. He put his other hand on her other shoulder. As he looked into her eyes, he touched her cheek." Yowza! HOTTT!
I was a little put out by the stupid of it all, but (1) 12 points? Come on, guys. And (2) if there was ever a team that deserved a game-deciding make-up call, it's the Seahawks.
This is why the political definition of "gaffe" is to say what you actually mean, when you didn't intend to. Biden literally doesn't do that.
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Well, hmm... Khan's ear-worm bugs would go a long way to explain teatards.
120 VAC
Well, I've been getting tired of Freebird, so time for a change.
Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale?
I was a little put out by the stupid of it all, but (1) 12 points? Come on, guys. And (2) if there was ever a team that deserved a game-deciding make-up call, it's the Seahawks.
makes me long for dan brown.
Joe Stud Muffin
This is why the political definition of "gaffe" is to say what you actually mean, when you didn't intend to. Biden literally doesn't do that.
More awkward still when he jumps like you just goosed him.
good god. is that really the level of writing in that thing?
bout damn time they let the biden loose. best damn strategy ever for swing states.
i can't wait for little lord ryan vs. swoonin joe
So...what adult actor will they get to play Joe in "Who's Ridin' Biden"?
If he doesn't run in 2016, he certainly has a future as a Viagra spokesman.
Sexy Joe is great, but we could use more Cujo Joe as well, goin after Mitt and the Ryanator.
The first Vice President whose campaign theme song is Bow Chicka Wow Wow.