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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

POSSIBLE RESPONSE: YES/NO OR WHAT? GO AWAY I AM ALSO UNEMPLOYED CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPE TOO FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Well, hmm... Khan's ear-worm bugs would go a long way to explain teatards.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, I've been getting tired of Freebird, so time for a change.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale?

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bobbert's avatar

I was a little put out by the stupid of it all, but (1) 12 points? Come on, guys. And (2) if there was ever a team that deserved a game-deciding make-up call, it's the Seahawks.

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fuflans's avatar

makes me long for dan brown.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Joe Stud Muffin

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SullivanSt's avatar

This is why the political definition of "gaffe" is to say what you actually mean, when you didn't intend to. Biden literally doesn't do that.

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SullivanSt's avatar

More awkward still when he jumps like you just goosed him.

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fuflans's avatar

good god. is that really the level of writing in that thing?

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fuflans's avatar

bout damn time they let the biden loose. best damn strategy ever for swing states.

i can't wait for little lord ryan vs. swoonin joe

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So...what adult actor will they get to play Joe in "Who's Ridin' Biden"?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

If he doesn't run in 2016, he certainly has a future as a Viagra spokesman.

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Lot_49's avatar

Sexy Joe is great, but we could use more Cujo Joe as well, goin after Mitt and the Ryanator.

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schmannity's avatar

The first Vice President whose campaign theme song is Bow Chicka Wow Wow.

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