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After 35 years, fetus lovers haven't learned that standing outside Planned Parenthood with their shrimp-in-cocktail -sauce pictures doesn't actually stop anybody from taking care of business. [ CNN ]
No more debates. Instead: cage match. [ New York Times , Washington Post , Los Angeles Times ]
Craig Romney lets it slip that he's secretly Mexican. [ New York Times ]
The GOP wants you to know they have some great candidates running for House seats. This is going to be your year guys, we can feel it. [ The Hill ]
But if the Federal government stopped spending money on all the stupid things that guts stuck into the budget, than what would be the point of even having a federal government? [ Roll Call ]
People love Bill Clinton so much that not only will they vote his wife president, they'll do it even after he's yelled and screamed at them. [ Politico ]