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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Hannity's moving to Florida, right? It would be irresponsible not to speculate that his whiny titty baby rant was just cover and that he's going to be Katz's campaign manager.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

The upside of global warming is that when the glaciers melt Florida will be under water. I live in the fucking place but it can't come soon enough.

bobbert's avatar

Pete "Rimmer" LaBarbera would be proud of that line.

bobbert's avatar

If he could stand up.

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Delusional 77-year-old men are pretty thick on the ground in Florida, but usually the "facility" in which their children placed them has tight enough security that they don't get out.

Jared James's avatar

Good news for you both! Neither place exists (anymore.)

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is she the Jackson sister you just never read about?

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I loved his work with Jerry Kasenetz.

TundraGrifter's avatar

'...full time knight watchman..." Classic!

As the Queen said, "Every day is OK; but once a knight is enough..."

TundraGrifter's avatar

I was thinking more along the lines of Yakov Smirnoff has left Branson, MO.

What a country!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

“political refugee of the Soviet Union”

Is this a sequel to that other famous refugee from Soviet Russia? Let's make a movie.

Taitz and Katz starring in: <i>Refugee: The Derpening</i>

schmannity's avatar

The South Florida Water Management District has got to stop pumping Lake Okeechobee bilge water into the St. Lucie River. It is killing the environment. Exhibit A, Allen West. Exhibit B, this guy.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Sometimes the typos just write themselves.

Mahousu's avatar

<a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ilona_Staller" target="_blank">Cicciolina/Ilona Staller</a>?

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>If I will not make it in Congress, at least maybe I will make it into the Guiness Book of World Records.</i>

I don't think "lowest IQ" is a category yet. But what the hell, give it a try dude.