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If you say so. While you’re at it, please note my contempt for you being full of shit.

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Yeah. ~sigh~ Was proud of Iowa (still living there at the time) and also cringing bc of course there was gonna be an Idiot Brigade backlash. And there was.:( Dammit, Iowa, you're sooo fucking predictable sometimes.

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Took you four days and you’re still grasping at straws. You suck at this.

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Beautiful. Just simply beautiful.

That should ring out across the land: 'YOU MUST START THE MARRIAGES IMMEDIATELY!!'

I'm here crying right along with everyone! Just beautiful....

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<3Dau (bi, if it matters) was in Chicago with her then-gf for that. They had an absolutely fantastic time -- to the point that she talked about moving to Chicago for a while after that. :)

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I just started watching Pete speak, and I'm already crying.

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There's a Hebrew word (made its way into Yiddish)-mahatanim-that describes people you're sorta connected to by marriage.

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The gheys didn't ruin my first marriage-it was the cishet guys who were boning my ex.

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My husband's German Jewish family calls all sorts of non-blood related people aunts, uncles and cousins because their real ones were all murdered.

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President Joe and Dr Jill made a video cameo at the Lesbians Who Tech's Pride Summit yesterday. A pre-recorded message from them was played before an interview with Karine Jean-Pierre. I cried.The interview, lest there be any doubt, was also wonderful.Silver lining of the pandemic, I get to virtually attend conferences without having to worry about if there's budget.

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They should start breeding them with poodles. Then they will be hypoallergenic. It could be a Catoodle! I was talking to someone with a golden doodle and he told me they doodle everything these days, so it is only a matter of time before they do cats.

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Just gotta say I think the WH never looked better. We should permanently keep the rainbow at night.

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and 'uh oh'

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When asked about Idi Amin Drumpf said "I like dictators who didn't get deposed"

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My friends, may I introduce ROY G BIV.

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Google CNC.

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