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Issa said that the Justice Department concluded, in a memo released earlier today, that Obama's planned actions were clearly illegal. In fact, their <a href="http:\/\/www.justice.gov\/sites\/default\/files\/olc\/opinions\/attachments\/2014\/11\/20\/2014-11-19-auth-prioritize-removal.pdf" target="_blank">legal analysis</a> came to exactly the opposite conclusion from what Issa stated.

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Schmidt is right. They'll be so busy announcing new investigations, conducting brain-dead one-sided "hearings," taking countless symbolic votes and trying to gin up articles of impeachment over the next two years that they will have no time for anything else.

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Say, do you know <i>who else</i> set up really secure borders?

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As he beheads you... in Spanish.

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As soon as he showed up on the screen, I switched channels. Never ever gonna forgive ya for Caribou Boo, Schmidt-head.

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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/newtfearfactor-1.jpg" target="_blank">So probably this.</a>

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I know, right?

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¡Shhhhhh! The first rule of Group X Club is.....

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Is this Boner's Hastings? Waterloo?

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Well, since he is always preceded with obnoxious alarm sounds, I hardly think you could have missed him. You did the right thing.

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I like that they advertise you can buy a canvas wrap or Xmas cards of that picture. Because who wouldn't want that?

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Ok:

Mientras que decapita ...

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Photobucket? More like photo-MAKE-A-BUCK...et.

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BET, is that you?

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I could have swear that Darrell Issa was giving the reply. I'm not sure honestly, I changed channels in a blind rage at seeing him after a lovely speech by my beloved socialist tyrant.

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When his mother and father married, Gallop poll said about 5% of Americans approved of interracial marriage. They must have taken some serious shit from people.

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