Stephen Colbert jumped on the cooling ashes of the #CancelColbert nontroversy Monday, explaining that the out-of-context tweet was sent (and removed) by a Comedy Central account, not by him, but that he will nonetheless not bow to the "dark forces trying to silence my message of core conservative principles mixed with youth-friendly product placement." It's pretty funny, and we have it for you right here, because we are Good Americans.
Yeah, well, meanwhile, I hear absolutely no flap at all about the National Association of <b>Colored</b> People. What&#039;s with that??!
I gotta say I&#039;m more than a little disappointed internment camp cheerleader and permanent lemon sucking sphincter ani externus mouth Malkin didn&#039;t receive a good old fashioned Wonkette shoutout. Maybe next time.
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Yeah, well, meanwhile, I hear absolutely no flap at all about the National Association of <b>Colored</b> People. What&#039;s with that??!
I gotta say I&#039;m more than a little disappointed internment camp cheerleader and permanent lemon sucking sphincter ani externus mouth Malkin didn&#039;t receive a good old fashioned Wonkette shoutout. Maybe next time.
Not a chance. Apologies don&#039;t grab attention.
Have you tried the Satanist Church across the tracks?
You don&#039;t suppose we&#039;re talking about the same....
Of course, because there is no word in show business for retirement.
Lampreys gotta suck. It&#039;s their nature.
Hey, FlowOver, I think we found you a gig for your band. Just don&#039;t flash your stash in their lair. ;) Thanks, FSM