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Nice answer, but sorry you are unrepresented.

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Congressman King does not speak English himself - he speaks Western Iowan.

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He didn't run away, he merely had a previous appointment with the Ideological Bubble Asoociation, to get his board certification.

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Those kids were brave, they could have been infected with Racist Shitgoblin Brainrot, especially when King clamped her hands in both of his pincers. Those things are almost exclusively used for flinging feces. Cholera is almost guaranteed.

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And how unfair and despicable it is for people to 'ambush' them that way and trick them into being themselves.

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<i>Shouldn't all the freepers and teahadists be a bit jealous of these young Americans?</i>

What makes you think they're not?

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You spelled it wrong: undocumented, DACA, Obama, INPEECH!

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AK-47? Are you saying that Runt doesn't buy 'Murkin?

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"Excluse me, I suddenly feel the urge to go shit a brick!"

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I'm surprised Rep. King didn't cup his hand to his ear and just repeatedly say "I'm sorry, come again?" and pretend he didn't understand what she was saying

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What a fucking douchebag. This guy is so clueless it's embarassing.

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You could make an album of photoshopped photo-op predictions, and then check them off as each one takes place. You'd probably wind up with accuracy numbers that Nate Silver would envy.

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The United Fruit Company disbanded their private army quite some time ago . . . only to be replaced by the cartels' private armies. Somebody should point out to the NRA that this has never produced a polite society.

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There must be a conveniently-located "free market". The invisible hand is packing heat.

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