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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I've done that, and for the same reason!

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Dachshund paws smell like popcorn. Gross adult breath, though.

H0mer0's avatar

....and YOU wanted to be my latex salesman...

Parchment Scroll's avatar

How do you come up with them all?

Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

He has fucking tiny hands. No joke.

Major_Major_Major's avatar

Amen to the adult breath, but the dachshunds make up for it with cuteness and affection.

alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Prolly my fan club. You think I'M mean....

nightmoth's avatar

Cyn, I had to look this one up, and I was surprised to see little old Echols County, way down in south Georgia, was the only Sanders spot in the state primaries. The biggest town there is Statesville: population @1500, so I don't think this is the correct answer. Can you let me into your circle of pending trust?

Historicat's avatar

There's nothing wrong with a solid "difficult situation and we're waiting for the facts" response but some people just don't get it.

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Search in the app for "cynmac" and boom, there it is...

cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Nightmoth, you can follow me on Twitter (cynmac07), Facebook (cynmac) or under my real name, Cynthia Coles, on Linked-In. I actually share more with you guise on Wonkette than I do on those other media but the reactions from the community are sometimes hilarious. And we are discussing all candidates on FB. I have two active Johnson supporters and 1 Trumpanzee, who is following along as a Friend of Friend of my brother, who is one of the Johnson tribe. Everything posted to Twitter crossposts to FB, so the liveliest conversations occur on FB.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I've go so much crap I wouldn't even know which Rubbermaid container to put the internet in, unless someone wants a tote of clothes that I can't fit into anymore..

bookish's avatar

Matt Taibbi on Trump's "pampered, d-minus mind" at the RNC.

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Pinkham's Law's avatar

Ooooohhhhhh . . .. Quattro! Garage queen because it can only go 50 miles before it needs major repairs, amirite? I KID, I KID!