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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

I've done that, and for the same reason!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Dachshund paws smell like popcorn. Gross adult breath, though.

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H0mer0's avatar

....and YOU wanted to be my latex salesman...

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

How do you come up with them all?

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

He has fucking tiny hands. No joke.

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Major_Major_Major's avatar

Amen to the adult breath, but the dachshunds make up for it with cuteness and affection.

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JayGoldenBeach's avatar

Trump has wee hands.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

Prolly my fan club. You think I'M mean....

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nightmoth's avatar

Cyn, I had to look this one up, and I was surprised to see little old Echols County, way down in south Georgia, was the only Sanders spot in the state primaries. The biggest town there is Statesville: population @1500, so I don't think this is the correct answer. Can you let me into your circle of pending trust?

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Historicat's avatar

There's nothing wrong with a solid "difficult situation and we're waiting for the facts" response but some people just don't get it.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

Don't tell me what to do!

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Search in the app for "cynmac" and boom, there it is...

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Nightmoth, you can follow me on Twitter (cynmac07), Facebook (cynmac) or under my real name, Cynthia Coles, on Linked-In. I actually share more with you guise on Wonkette than I do on those other media but the reactions from the community are sometimes hilarious. And we are discussing all candidates on FB. I have two active Johnson supporters and 1 Trumpanzee, who is following along as a Friend of Friend of my brother, who is one of the Johnson tribe. Everything posted to Twitter crossposts to FB, so the liveliest conversations occur on FB.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

I've go so much crap I wouldn't even know which Rubbermaid container to put the internet in, unless someone wants a tote of clothes that I can't fit into anymore..

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bookish's avatar

Matt Taibbi on Trump's "pampered, d-minus mind" at the RNC.

http://www.rollingstone.com...

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Pinkham's Law's avatar

Ooooohhhhhh . . .. Quattro! Garage queen because it can only go 50 miles before it needs major repairs, amirite? I KID, I KID!

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