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I AM R U's avatar

Seamless? Seedless? Shoeless? Soulless??

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

You can rail against him all you want.

Chuck's avatar

That is not the wine made from alcohol. They spelled it wrong on the sign. It is Trump Whinery.

Meccalopolis's avatar

Don't do milk stay in drugs drink your school

Meccalopolis's avatar

My thought exactly he is a compulsive projector

Meccalopolis's avatar

Big old wet vaginaDon't carry me too far awayWhoa oh

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Is that what the kids are doing these days? It's so hard to keep track, and nail down a good connection.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Those aren't gin blossoms! It's a reaction to the Tang!

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

It's not Elf on the Shelf, it's Troll on the Payroll, but same, same.

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Coke bloat? That's my death metal polka band!Also love your username! You wanna be our first groupie?

Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Great! I've got a punch bowl, but I won't know about the alpaca until my guy gets done with work...

JurisGal's avatar

Doctor? ! We don't need no stinkin' doctor! Trump's doctor has already told us what we need to know: Donald Trump “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

riledupone's avatar

Isn't she a little long-in-the-tooth for him?

HazooToo's avatar

Misophonia sufferers agree 10000%