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I AM R U's avatar

Seamless? Seedless? Shoeless? Soulless??

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

You can rail against him all you want.

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Chuck's avatar

That is not the wine made from alcohol. They spelled it wrong on the sign. It is Trump Whinery.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Don't do milk stay in drugs drink your school

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Meccalopolis's avatar

My thought exactly he is a compulsive projector

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Bump

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Big old wet vaginaDon't carry me too far awayWhoa oh

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Is that what the kids are doing these days? It's so hard to keep track, and nail down a good connection.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Those aren't gin blossoms! It's a reaction to the Tang!

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

It's not Elf on the Shelf, it's Troll on the Payroll, but same, same.

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Coke bloat? That's my death metal polka band!Also love your username! You wanna be our first groupie?

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Up In Smoke O'hontas's avatar

Great! I've got a punch bowl, but I won't know about the alpaca until my guy gets done with work...

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JurisGal's avatar

Doctor? ! We don't need no stinkin' doctor! Trump's doctor has already told us what we need to know: Donald Trump “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”

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riledupone's avatar

Isn't she a little long-in-the-tooth for him?

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HazooToo's avatar

Misophonia sufferers agree 10000%

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