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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And I didn't even know Penthouse was still a thing.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Small hands and pee jokes all the way down.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

I think he castigated Nixon for being a paranoid crooked as hell schmuck rather than just...political intel gathering.

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RockyFjord's avatar

Ok but that's no excuse for Woodward's pedestalizing the imbecile Wwho was 1000 times more evil that Nixon could have imagined.

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RockyFjord's avatar

Is 'Wonkette' one writer or more than one? Will we find out name[s]? It's kinda funny in a smart assed kinda way.

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ResistanceFictionista blondeiq's avatar

"You never burgle me any more." (Watergate Hotel to GOPee)

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ThatDale's avatar

This has lifted my spirits in some undefinable way. You know, that fabulous feeling you get when you finally get to empty your bladder... Ahhhhhhh.....

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Vorhees's avatar

"All we need now is a flash mob of people wearing [nothing but] trench coats converging on DC-area parking garages."

1) Fixed it for you.2) I could have arranged with a little advance notice. Too late now.

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LucindathePook's avatar

No, as I went to a Catholic grade school, being a nun never appealed. Married a man who was adopted by his p's, who had separate bedrooms and lived in Vestal, NY.

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MynameisBlarney's avatar

That's perfect!

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Yr. Gma's avatar

I keep forgetting what an ugly building that is since It's not on teevee 24/7 anymore as in the 70s.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Trumpdonaldtrump, you're a jerk. A real knee-biter.

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OutOfOrbit's avatar

there will be no pix unless tRumpstir crosses pooty...and he never will because TREASON X 100

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

You can hardly sieg the grass anymore.

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Tpyo Knig's avatar

I have been doing my best for the last 50 years.

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