We Are All Jesse Ventura, Or Tom DeLay

*Heard on the Hill: Rep. Lee Terrymakes them pay forAmerican Idol...Sen. John Cornynhad a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day...Jesse Ventura'snew book: If I Ran for President... D.C. Mardi Gras starts tomorrow, but you can "Let the World Be Your Oyster" tonight. [ Roll Call ]

*Reliable Source: Mitt Romneygets a call fromAhhhnold. [ WP ]

*Yeas and Nays: D.C. coupleSean and Andrea Nix Finereceive an Oscar nomination...Tom DeLaytalks impeachment. [ Examiner ]

*The Sleuth: Bono'sgot a one track mind...James K. Glassmanwants to bring fashion to the State Department. [ WP ]

*Rush & Molloy: Andrew Giulianigiven the most underwhelming speeding ticket of all time. [ NYDN ]