Hey guys, whatcha doin', bein' unemployed? That is so like you. Well WE HAVE NEWS and that is that our beloved Snipy has given us notice -- she was all like FUCK THIS NOISE I'm OUT -- and is going to be our night editor instead, which means HappyNiceTimePeople.com needs an editor or editoresse. What does that mean for you? Let's sexplore
You know, Rebecca, if you weren't so brusque, maybe Snipy wouldn't have left and Dok Zoom wouldn't punch so many walls . . .
Am I the only one shocked to find out that Teh Wonkettes even HAS a night editor? I thought the whole after hours thingy depended on whether Dok felt like typing or not.
It's always the clarinets, dude.
I'd be willing to throw in a free kitten to the new employee (shipping and handling additional, kitten will need shots and spay/neuter).
Sorry about Snipy&#039;s departure.<i> &Egrave; molto, molto divertente</i>
You know, Rebecca, if you weren&#039;t so brusque, maybe Snipy wouldn&#039;t have left and Dok Zoom wouldn&#039;t punch so many walls . . .
Except for the boob part, it sounds like you want to be RNC chair.
Does the job entail blocking ads that obscure the right 20% of posts?
Like Dylan Thomas?
Both versions!
Do you pay in sideboob?
If I had a resume I&#039;d send it to you.
and a key to the executive restroom so you can enjoy both in private
<i>be our night editor</i>
Am I the only one shocked to find out that Teh Wonkettes even HAS a night editor? I thought the whole after hours thingy depended on whether Dok felt like typing or not.
yeah, about that whole &#039;wonket after dark&#039; thingy...