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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

It's always the clarinets, dude.

chascates's avatar

I'd be willing to throw in a free kitten to the new employee (shipping and handling additional, kitten will need shots and spay/neuter).

Lot_49's avatar

Sorry about Snipy's departure.<i> È molto, molto divertente</i>

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

You know, Rebecca, if you weren't so brusque, maybe Snipy wouldn't have left and Dok Zoom wouldn't punch so many walls . . .

schmannity's avatar

Except for the boob part, it sounds like you want to be RNC chair.

schmannity's avatar

Does the job entail blocking ads that obscure the right 20% of posts?

chascates's avatar

If I had a resume I'd send it to you.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and a key to the executive restroom so you can enjoy both in private

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>be our night editor</i>

Am I the only one shocked to find out that Teh Wonkettes even HAS a night editor? I thought the whole after hours thingy depended on whether Dok felt like typing or not.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

yeah, about that whole 'wonket after dark' thingy...