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"See this? There's supposed to be a brain in here."

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Same as it ever was. to quote the Talking Heads.

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Nice! I would vote for him! (oh, I did twice.)

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My daughter had one.I had Grandma in stitches when they were handing out awards, and I whispered:"What? No awards for shitty grades, lousy attitude, or skipping class?"

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I don't want Trump in office that long.

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Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if we had a president who actually spoke to our better angels. Oh, wait--we did have one.

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You would not hear anything about that here, people are fucking insane when it comes to their kids in the deep south. I once had a co-worker in the next cube who spent MONTHS planning her kid’s 2nd birthday party (I could hear all the phone calls involved), I’m pretty sure the invasion of Normandy wasn’t as meticulously planned.

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Weißwurst vor Mittag!

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or Coach Me: "TAKE THAT GLOVE OFF YOUR HEAD!"

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If you had a child in middle school you'd understand why. They're lucky to get out alive.

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Dolly is my patron saint.

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Hell, they have "graduations" from kindergarten now. This is not unusual.

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It's gotten ridiculous. There are now graduations for pre-school and grade-school, too.

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McTurtle would not even address it: "Under the Constitution, the president gets to pick the Supreme Court justices... What are you talking about...blocked Obama's nomination? Stop lying, you fake media."

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Harriger Affe!

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