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leemoder's avatar

"See this? There's supposed to be a brain in here."

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Same as it ever was. to quote the Talking Heads.

suziq's avatar

Nice! I would vote for him! (oh, I did twice.)

FAFO PAB!! Demme's avatar

My daughter had one.I had Grandma in stitches when they were handing out awards, and I whispered:"What? No awards for shitty grades, lousy attitude, or skipping class?"

Roni Raven, Queen of the Shoes's avatar

I don't want Trump in office that long.

miss_grundy's avatar

Yeah, wouldn't it be nice if we had a president who actually spoke to our better angels. Oh, wait--we did have one.

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

You would not hear anything about that here, people are fucking insane when it comes to their kids in the deep south. I once had a co-worker in the next cube who spent MONTHS planning her kid’s 2nd birthday party (I could hear all the phone calls involved), I’m pretty sure the invasion of Normandy wasn’t as meticulously planned.

rebecca's avatar

or Coach Me: "TAKE THAT GLOVE OFF YOUR HEAD!"

TundraGrifter's avatar

If you had a child in middle school you'd understand why. They're lucky to get out alive.

SprinkleMagic PartyBuns🥂's avatar

Hell, they have "graduations" from kindergarten now. This is not unusual.

ahughes798's avatar

It's gotten ridiculous. There are now graduations for pre-school and grade-school, too.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

McTurtle would not even address it: "Under the Constitution, the president gets to pick the Supreme Court justices... What are you talking about...blocked Obama's nomination? Stop lying, you fake media."