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Happy Nice Time Mammals.

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<i>Zimmerman thought his life would go back to normal.</i>

We, and all decent people of this fine nation, are here to ensure that that never ever fucking happens. To quote my favorite passage from the Bible:

“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and <b>the tyranny of evil men. </b>Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. <b>And I will strike down with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers.</b> And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.”

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And here's my go-to animal vid when I'm feeling gloomy: <a href="http://sneakhype.com/videos..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://sneakhype.com/videos/2014/01/peacock-spide...">http://sneakhype.com/videos...

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Rabid <i>honey</i> badgers.

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that's some must-see TeeVee

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Whatevs. It's certainly not going to evolve or anything.

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Mission accomplished.

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I liked his early stuff, before he went electric at Newport.

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The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard will lie down with the young goat; The calf, the young lion, and the fattened calf together...

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Smilin' Chuckie Manson?

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I can top that-- I give you <b>The Mantis Shrimp</b> <a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comic..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp">http://theoatmeal.com/comic...

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You know which idiot we <i>never</i> tire of reading about?

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According to wingnuts, racism officially ended when George Zimmerman stopped killing unarmed black teens and started threatening to kill white girlfriends.

I'm just saying....

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It is a tail Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury Signifying nothing

(we're still talking about that ape Big Z, right?)

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I see he continues to put "BE STUPID" at the top of his To-Do List every day...

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why bother writing about it?

everyone else already is...

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