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May 19, 2006

wonkette: OMG I AM WATCHINGMICHELLE MALKIN'S INTERNET VIDEOS FOR THE FIRST TIME

operative: she has internet videos?

operative: does she do the thing with the ping-pong balls?*

wonkette: SHE HAS A WHOLE FUCKING INTERNET VIDEO NETWORK THIS SHIT IS BANANAS

wonkette: OMG THE "POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE" MIDI!@

operative: they have a fucking MIDI?

wonkette: DON'T SMOKE HEMP!

wonkette: IMMIGRANTS!

operative: Does she call Arianna an ignorant slut?

wonkette: GET A REAL JOB

wonkette: SHE SAID "GET A REAL JOB"

operative: AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

operative: BECAUSE PEOPLE SHOULD GET REAL JOBS!

operative: ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!

wonkette: SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL INTERNET PUNDIT AND NOW SHE'S TELLING WHO EXACTLY TO GET A REAL JOB?

operative: I think she's referring to the Unabomber

wonkette: i think i envy the unabomber for probably not knowing who michelle malkin is.

operative: plus, he's got a great haircut

wonkette: also: less scary

*Update: This is not funny. We apologize.

Update2: In retrospect, still kinda funny.