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Considedring the piles of fetid shit that get contributed daily, "Contributor, Daily Caller" ain't exactly a respectable title. Sorry, Charlie!

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I think they used <a href="http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_2LiwE4cKIkA\/TL-0Hx2szGI\/AAAAAAAAAjU\/KAFN7eCxJkM\/s1600\/Fly_2.jpg" target="_blank">Professor Delambre's machine. </a>

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To be fair, it is a line item in Murdoch's budget.

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Faulkner didn't have to make anything up. Carl Hiaasen would have to move there, if he didn't already have Florida.

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Johnson is color-blind, as I'm sure he'll tell you.

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<i>Alabama's got me so upset, Tennessee's made me lose my rest and everybody knows about Mississippi...</i>

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Shit -- Ticketmaster is sold out <i>already?</i> I hate when that happens.

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<i>You</i> get a chicken to fuck. And <i>you</i> get a chicken to fuck! <i>Everybody</i> gets a chicken to fuck!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Today none of us are chicken molesters.

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Moon?

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Help <strike>me</strike> us! <i>HELLLLLPPPPPP!</i>

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Why, that's almost as prestigious as "WND Commenter."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Well, there's all that fantastic Delta Blues music...

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Because he does?

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Eww...think of the poor woman. I hope his attempts at procreation were achieved while he was fully dressed.

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