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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Considedring the piles of fetid shit that get contributed daily, "Contributor, Daily Caller" ain't exactly a respectable title. Sorry, Charlie!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think they used <a href="http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_2LiwE4cKIkA\/TL-0Hx2szGI\/AAAAAAAAAjU\/KAFN7eCxJkM\/s1600\/Fly_2.jpg" target="_blank">Professor Delambre's machine. </a>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

To be fair, it is a line item in Murdoch's budget.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Faulkner didn't have to make anything up. Carl Hiaasen would have to move there, if he didn't already have Florida.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Johnson is color-blind, as I'm sure he'll tell you.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>Alabama's got me so upset, Tennessee's made me lose my rest and everybody knows about Mississippi...</i>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Shit -- Ticketmaster is sold out <i>already?</i> I hate when that happens.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>You</i> get a chicken to fuck. And <i>you</i> get a chicken to fuck! <i>Everybody</i> gets a chicken to fuck!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Today none of us are chicken molesters.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Help <strike>me</strike> us! <i>HELLLLLPPPPPP!</i>

Lefty Mark's avatar

Why, that's almost as prestigious as "WND Commenter."

TundraGrifter's avatar

Well, there's all that fantastic Delta Blues music...

Charon's Avatar's avatar

Eww...think of the poor woman. I hope his attempts at procreation were achieved while he was fully dressed.