We Can Call Him "Ragu"!

• Here is your Sarah Palin 2009 glamour porn calendar with "pre-drilled holes" to more easily hatefuck it. One more year! One more year! [ Marc Ambinder ]

• David Paterson is fighting secret name-calling wars with Caroline Kennedy (of the prestigious Sulzberger family) via the New York Post . [ Ben Smith ]

• The identity of "Individual D" in the Blaggy thing has been uncovered: it'sRaghuveer Nayak, some billionaire whose money was of interest to Blaggy, and the only name in the world that will be copied and pasted and not spelled out a higher percentage of the time than "Rod Blagojevich." [ Top of the Ticket ]

• Here is Dick Cheney, being saucy and continuing to send his ill-wishes, unprovoked, to Dark Knight star Patrick Leahy. [ CNN Political Ticker ]

• The type of shoe that Throwy Journalist tossed at George Bush is now a best-seller! The economy is saved forever, etc.! [ Hit & Run ]