After living in Orlando for 12 years, and partying heavily, I have to say that I find it astounding that anyone there pays for sex, or that they have to arrange special parties to take drugs. Orlando... all of Florida, has drug-culture. You can go just about anywhere where they are playing music, serving alcohol, or dancing, and procure party drugs. You can attend an after-party, or multiple after-parties, every day of the week. And there are abundant numbers of young hot (adult) people doing party drugs who want to have sex, even with strange older men, even Matt Gaetz, for free. They just want some ambiance, drugs, and a good time. But, if it’s not actually about the partying, sex, or drugs, but rather the control of services paid for, and freedom to do as you wish with the providers, then it makes more sense.
I am calling my burned toast a "Matt Gaetz" from now on.
OPEN YOUR THREADS
Time to come up with a new definition for “Gaetzing” along the lines of “Santorum.” Internets do yo thang!
A shot from a bar mat is a mat Gaetz.
After living in Orlando for 12 years, and partying heavily, I have to say that I find it astounding that anyone there pays for sex, or that they have to arrange special parties to take drugs. Orlando... all of Florida, has drug-culture. You can go just about anywhere where they are playing music, serving alcohol, or dancing, and procure party drugs. You can attend an after-party, or multiple after-parties, every day of the week. And there are abundant numbers of young hot (adult) people doing party drugs who want to have sex, even with strange older men, even Matt Gaetz, for free. They just want some ambiance, drugs, and a good time. But, if it’s not actually about the partying, sex, or drugs, but rather the control of services paid for, and freedom to do as you wish with the providers, then it makes more sense.
Whar barf emoji? 🤮
Poop will have to do. Weak, sad poop.
I am amazed Matt has never been out here to visit UT-El Paso, where * every * student is a miner.
Grow the fuck up asshole...
At least it's not Strom Thurmond.
Watching this asshole get arrested is not going to be the highlight of my life, but it will certainly be among the Top Ten.
You should work for the state tourism department.
It will be like Christmas in...(whatever month)
Or the Venereal Disease advocacy board.
I have a new Tesla Model 3 and say what you will about Elon Musk but the car is AWESOME and faster than a Porsche 911
And you, too, can now own one by simply filling out and returning the attached application.