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We should be testing everyone who leaves home.

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Hey, if it takes two or three goes, who cares, right?

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Or a reference to 1984/Idiocracy.

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Well well well... Seems like you can say any old thing if you just make shit up.

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Yeah, literally.

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Haven't seen a seagull in a couple of weeks, whereas I used to see at least one a day.I guess it's because people aren't going to restaurants.

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They were going to anyway; this just handed them a gold plated excuse.

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"I look great. Don't I look great? Black is very slenderizing. A lot of people are amazed at how much reaping I'm doing."

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Thank you for the clarification.

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They can stick an ultrasound wand up a woman's hoo-hah, though, to save the little babbys! SMDH!

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He doesn't even have to lay his grubby little mitts on these poor people.

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Here's a working scale model you can maybe use as a blueprint. The wood and rope will be easy to get, the hard part is securing a proper blade and keeping it sharp between uses.

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Why setttle for mere results when you can have opportunity?Libertardian "thinking" at its best.

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He knows better than the generals. (And the scientists, and the diplomats, and the economists, and....)

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No problem here if we're a bit lax about the sharpening.

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That would be business as usual for Donnie Dumbfuck.

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