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Zyxomma's avatar

We should be testing everyone who leaves home.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Hey, if it takes two or three goes, who cares, right?

Tessiee's avatar

Or a reference to 1984/Idiocracy.

Tessiee's avatar

Well well well... Seems like you can say any old thing if you just make shit up.

Tessiee's avatar

Haven't seen a seagull in a couple of weeks, whereas I used to see at least one a day.I guess it's because people aren't going to restaurants.

Tessiee's avatar

They were going to anyway; this just handed them a gold plated excuse.

Tessiee's avatar

"I look great. Don't I look great? Black is very slenderizing. A lot of people are amazed at how much reaping I'm doing."

Ms Cast's avatar

Thank you for the clarification.

Dianna Deem's avatar

They can stick an ultrasound wand up a woman's hoo-hah, though, to save the little babbys! SMDH!

Dianna Deem's avatar

He doesn't even have to lay his grubby little mitts on these poor people.

JCfromNC's avatar

Here's a working scale model you can maybe use as a blueprint. The wood and rope will be easy to get, the hard part is securing a proper blade and keeping it sharp between uses.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why setttle for mere results when you can have opportunity?Libertardian "thinking" at its best.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He knows better than the generals. (And the scientists, and the diplomats, and the economists, and....)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No problem here if we're a bit lax about the sharpening.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That would be business as usual for Donnie Dumbfuck.