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I'm sure Lucifer will write him a 48-hour pass

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Dude got a "D" in "Meat". That's a dick joke set like I've never seen https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Cucumbers and Sybian Chairs? https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I heard from a friend there's a SovCit guy who doesn't need his anymore https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Or at least old enough for a passable fake ID https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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TBH they were kinda small, so they were easy to lose https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Great writing, took me back to my high school days. And thanks for the news-blob. The pathetic loser-fest is a tale worth telling.

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Urologist a bunch of jokers.

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I did it once with an IV bag, some tubing from the hardware store, and a 40 bottle.

The tube fell in.

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I know I suddenly feel the need to shower.

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One could, I suppose, do those things...

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Salty!

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Tepid for Teacher?

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In an odd turn of events, Mike Pence is literally Vice President Santorum.

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Oldest game in the book.

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Nunez is the cow wearing the skirt.

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