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I think it's; Je suis mal baisé.

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Don’t confuse us with the facts!

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Like most things, it starts with losing one's glasses.

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What a tease.

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i imagine a bunch of them will get that taste when their next EBT cardswipe is declined at the supermarket.

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Uglier he probably should have said. This sets the next time the debt ceiling becomes an issue at summer 2021 - which if we don't take the Senate and the WH could leave a Democratic POTUS in a pile of steaming Yertle.

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Trump doesn't know much about anything. But apparently he knows the white power secret handshake.

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Lifeboat America in the age of Trump, with climate change promising a rising angry sea.

Sorry. Rich people first. Sink or swim.

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Meh.

A trillion here, a trillion there. Soon, you're talking REAL money.

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Wonkette tees.

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Have both sides magically agreed that $1T deficits are OK now and debt ceiling standoffs are too divisive? And that that magical agreement will carry over into the next Democratic administration?

Come the fuck on, what is this shit?

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I think it is in the post-booster coasting phase. Hopefully soon comes the reentry phase, and then the Miss The Target Entirely phase, followed by the KABOOM phase. Maybe somewhere out in the Texas sticks where nobody actually gets hurt excepting Minutemen out prospecting for coyotes.

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Nancy is between dumb fuck idiots and an ill-informed electorate. I'm still cutting her some slack.

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Shelving and filing will soon be the favorite pastime in your town.

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As a former sailor, I think going back to square one is the minimum the fucking USN needs to do, especially the special warfare community. For the first time since I separated 24+ years ago, I'm embarrassed by the Navy.

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