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As a fellow Canuckle head, I'd recommend the case of Black Label over the citizenship. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ZUd6lYNc_EE" target="_blank">Mabel, Black Label...</a>

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As a fellow Canuckle head, I'd recommend the case of Black Label over the citizenship. <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ZUd6lYNc_EE" target="_blank">Mabel, Black Label...</a>

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<i>Mr. Petros is a 300-pound, violent criminal who played defensive tackle for Mr. Ford.</i>

In other words, he's a built Ford tough.

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Far fetched, way out there . . . coming from Ford, that's not exactly a denial, is it?

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"nothing this nutty could be for realsies."

Where were you during the GOP primary?

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and Neil Young also too. But between Justin, Celine, Avril and Nickelback they're really pushing it

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oh. canada.

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Rob Ford?

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It's not. I was there for a funeral on Friday. SO glad to get the hell back out again.

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Even worse, dad was a Conservative cabinet minister.

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They just didn't <a href="http:\/\/news.nationalpost.com\/2013\/11\/05\/doug-ford-calls-on-police-chief-to-step-down-accuses-him-on-conspiracy-against-torontos-mayor\/" target="_blank">ask the right question</a>

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Amen. That man is a sociopath.

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My sister has already started campaigning door-to-door for his opponent.

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<i>Mayor Ford did not respond to a list of questions that was sent to him by e-mail and in a letter. He did, however, speak about The Globe’s inquiries with the Toronto Sun, telling the newspaper that any suggestion that he played a role in the beating is “far fetched” and “way out there.”</i>

Wait, this sounds familiar. Okay, I got it. The press just hasn't asked him <i>the <a href="http:\/\/www.poynter.org\/latest-news\/mediawire\/228562\/rob-ford-blames-reporters-for-not-asking-right-questions-about-his-crack-use\/" target="_blank">correct questions</a></i> yet!

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Gary Larson?

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And he's running for re-election. and might win. Because THAT is how stupid people are. (The tax debate is pretty damn funny too)

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