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Feeling Groovy's avatar

Republican'ts love their coal! It reminds them of their childhood Xmases.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

FUCK VHS. BETAMAX OR GTFO!

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

That shit is never going to happen.

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GunToting[Redacted]'s avatar

Just increase the supply, and the demand will increase!

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Relativicus's avatar

"Justice says he’s been to the White House twice in the last three weeks — yep, before his big party switch..."

Holy shit, Dok, this is what that was all about? "Hey, you switch sides and make me look good and I guarantee you we'll keep your mines running"? That is so Trumpy!

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Sir David Chaillou, KSW  💋's avatar

It's a stupid idea, so Trump should like it. But you're right, I doubt that the Freedom Caucus would support this kind of subsidy program.

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3FingerPete's avatar

Wouldn't it be cheaper and more efficient to keep our coal reserves underground in the first place?

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Lorindel Ó Loingsigh's avatar

Do we get those nifty Prussian spiked helmets as spoils of war?

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whitroth's avatar

<g> Actually, a socialist, not a Communist (nor, actually, a Marxist). And once I write my political book, I can claim what I am: a markist

- mark

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Bobo Brazil's avatar

Exactly. Trump is attracted to bad, ill-conceived ideas as the mosquito is drawn to the bug zapper.

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BosGrl's avatar

We've switched the president's cocaine for Folger's crystals. Let's see if he notices.

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Xylem's avatar

I'm sure there are good people in West Virginia, but I'm getting sick of how they continue to kiss Trumps ass and expect us to feel sorry for them.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Can we get it into these morans' heads that 'steampunk' is only a literary genre and NOT a forward-looking energy strategy? Sheesh, next thing you know the Internet really WILL be 'a series of tubes.'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Maybe they can dig up the coal and then bury it in OTHER mines.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

<golf clap>

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He should see if Foxconn will 'promise' to build factories in the mines.

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