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Use an umbrella instead. Cuter but just as lethal.

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But that half is overwhelmed by the way excessive black half. It's in the Imaginary Constitution.

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I HATE those red hat women. I am now eligible to join- never, not in a million years, thank you very much.

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a trickle down protest

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The mama looked down and she spit on the ground Every time Romney gets mentioned The papa said "hey, if I had my way, that fucker'd never win another election

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if you really want to piss those old ladies off and throw the whole place into utter chaos, just stand at the back of the room and yell "BINGO!"

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Domestic terrorist

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One of my fond desires is to be a complete pain in the ass to anyone who crosses me. The nice CNA will a smile and a joke. The mean one that smells like stale cigarette smoke will get...

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A few years ago when I was gimping around with a cane, I caught two kids trying to shoplift at the market near my place. I rapped one across the knees. He looked shocked, but he put the candy back.

I hope ya'll don't think any less of me for it, but godDAMN, that felt good.

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Your move, Roberto Alomar.

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