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WA Bishop's avatar

Use an umbrella instead. Cuter but just as lethal.

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bobbert's avatar

But that half is overwhelmed by the way excessive black half. It's in the Imaginary Constitution.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I HATE those red hat women. I am now eligible to join- never, not in a million years, thank you very much.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

a trickle down protest

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The mama looked down and she spit on the ground Every time Romney gets mentioned The papa said "hey, if I had my way, that fucker'd never win another election

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if you really want to piss those old ladies off and throw the whole place into utter chaos, just stand at the back of the room and yell "BINGO!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Domestic terrorist

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

One of my fond desires is to be a complete pain in the ass to anyone who crosses me. The nice CNA will a smile and a joke. The mean one that smells like stale cigarette smoke will get...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A few years ago when I was gimping around with a cane, I caught two kids trying to shoplift at the market near my place. I rapped one across the knees. He looked shocked, but he put the candy back.

I hope ya'll don't think any less of me for it, but godDAMN, that felt good.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Your move, Roberto Alomar.

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