We Will Liveblog Tonight Until America Hurts From Too Much Freedom
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Important primaries are happening right now in Georgia, Connecticut, Minnesota and Colorado, which are states that have little in common except that their voting robots all decided today was the day to provide sham "primary elections" to their states' non-lizard-people. Will human vanilla bean Sen. Michael Bennet be able to hold off his challenger Andrew Romanoff? Will Michele Bachmann win her primary in Minnesota and thus be eligible to be re-raptured to Washington in November?
We Will Liveblog Tonight Until America Hurts From Too Much Freedom
We Will Liveblog Tonight Until America Hurts…
We Will Liveblog Tonight Until America Hurts From Too Much Freedom
Important primaries are happening right now in Georgia, Connecticut, Minnesota and Colorado, which are states that have little in common except that their voting robots all decided today was the day to provide sham "primary elections" to their states' non-lizard-people. Will human vanilla bean Sen. Michael Bennet be able to hold off his challenger Andrew Romanoff? Will Michele Bachmann win her primary in Minnesota and thus be eligible to be re-raptured to Washington in November?