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I AM R U's avatar

I love everything about this article. Absolutely everything.

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I AM R U's avatar

Maybe we can just share Evan? :)

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I AM R U's avatar

Legit reads like Afrikaans :D

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Done!

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artem1s's avatar

NW passage is exactly why Exxon wants moar global warming. much easier to get your drilling rigs into the North Sea and Arctic without all that pesky ice interfering

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Fuckface? Moi? Ha...

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artem1s's avatar

The military and security community is probably going to be more than a little concerned about not getting good weather and ground info from NASA too. Only the A Idiots who believe that every government program is a stand alone boondoggle thinks that they can defund this one thing and then break research on climate change. The A Idiots can't figure out how snowballs work. They aren't stopping NASA and the military from collecting data vital to commerce and national security.

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maybe we can get them all to move to tornado alley...oh wait

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artem1s's avatar

Raygun started defunding Pell programs and made it much harder to get students loans. I'm pretty sure it was mostly payback for universities being the center of the anti-war and civil rights movements of the 60s and 70s. Since you didn't need college to get a draft deferment after Carter, young men stopped caring about getting into college and staying long enough to get into grad school. the 80s saw a drop in men entering college for the first time since WWII. After that they all thought they were going to be Gordon Gecko or Bill Gates. Perfect breeding/recruitment scheme for churning out Trumpkins and Teabaggers.

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artem1s's avatar

even worse, that keeping NASA from looking at the earth means climate isn't happening. Vogons.

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artem1s's avatar

No veggies, no liebarries, no fabulous people, no nasty wimmenz, no science, no gravity, no humor...they did steal NPR but then ruint it anyway so good riddance.

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their world view can be built into an all-purpose conspiracy of depraved brainwashed liberals who hate them just because.well they got the "hate them" part right. I'm not denying that anymore.

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lovelydestruction's avatar

Take over for me. I'm banned.

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Courser's avatar

That'd be amusing.

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RealMatteBlack's avatar

Please, people, can we start calling it NotSoBreitbart or Not So, Breitbart? Geez, do I have to do everything myself? How has this gone unnoticed? So many questions.

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