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We really need a WTF? emoji.

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"No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name . . . Danger!"

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I feel like whenever a meme or slang phrase becomes truly mainstream, some random brands or assholes will completely misinterpret it, use the misinterpretation in an attempt to make $ off it, and eventually ruin it for everyone in the process.

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I demand that Karen disambiguate whether she is reviewing humidifiers (which are a must have in the desert here) or dehumidifiers (which I used in the basement in Maine to help dry firewood)

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Table Tennis today already does extensive reviews of both rackets and top sheets. See also Yang Yang Jia and Emerit

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What about me? I am an old white guy and recently bought a big humidifier.(it is white but still distributes a lot of moisture)No WAP though

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My favorite "Karen" meme.

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Yeah, that one needs to fall out of usage.

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Now that I think about it, maybe they are trying to reform Karen's. She writes a review or takes a customer call. The other Karen's go full Karen on her. She sees the error of her ways and becomes a better person. They hire a new Karen..... rinse and repeat

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I'm ok with Karen's being ruined

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Donalds.

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1. How do I love thee, dehumidifier? Let me count the relative humidity.

2. This dehumidifier is a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.

3. A dehumidifier is a dehumidifier is a dehumidifier.

That'll be sixty-five smackeroos, please.

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Not per se.

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Can I share? I'm gonna share. When I walk, I do a circuit of the neighborhood in such a way so that i'm never more than a few thousand feet from my door. Middle-aged-lady-bladder. If i have to explain you don't wanna know. On one of these walks, I got profiled as a Karen. It was interesting.

Large man coming down the sidewalk, neither of us have masks (this was a couple of months years geological epochs ago). I step off and make room. He starts singing. "I ain't gonna rape ya! I ain't gonna fuck ya! I ain't gonna kill ya!" Yeah, I thinks, probably not, but sorry for having offended thee. Walk home and think about changing my hair, but don't. Am I the bad guy?

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