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Can I check out any time I want?

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Steve Bannon wipes chin, “where’s my cut?”

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Tudor, Fourdor, Eightdor,...

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“Fuck your feelings”

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It was all sort of connected -- like he got up but hadn't really gotten his balance back and fell again -- and then it happened again. But all in the same place. If he'd had the foresight to put some toilet paper on his shoe sole, he might have had a little more traction.

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Looks like they didn't finish taking out the curlers at the beauty salon.

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Yeah, but you always have the right of way

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As someone who has read much stuff filed by prison and jail inmates, I would have to say, Eat Shit and Fuck Off, Asshole.

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I can help with the psychological stuff.

Time spent in jail pre-trial is good time. Each day you spend in jail before trial is a day less spent in prison after trial. It all counts towards completing your sentence. So, my dude, you’re not losing anything.

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Explains why they want Trump as President.

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Who does he say duped him?

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Could it be the former guy?

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*raises hand* Sorry that I am hopelessly square. “Square” is still a thing people say, right?

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Don't tell me. She's got a gay hairdresser. He hates her, clearly.

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We stayed up until 3 to watch the vote and make certain it happened.

It was horrifying.

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Tough shit cupcake, get fucked

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