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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Can I check out any time I want?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Steve Bannon wipes chin, “where’s my cut?”

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

It was all sort of connected -- like he got up but hadn't really gotten his balance back and fell again -- and then it happened again. But all in the same place. If he'd had the foresight to put some toilet paper on his shoe sole, he might have had a little more traction.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

Looks like they didn't finish taking out the curlers at the beauty salon.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Yeah, but you always have the right of way

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

As someone who has read much stuff filed by prison and jail inmates, I would have to say, Eat Shit and Fuck Off, Asshole.

Covfefe's avatar

I can help with the psychological stuff.

Time spent in jail pre-trial is good time. Each day you spend in jail before trial is a day less spent in prison after trial. It all counts towards completing your sentence. So, my dude, you’re not losing anything.

oafishcad's avatar

Explains why they want Trump as President.

oafishcad's avatar

Who does he say duped him?

HooverVilles's avatar

Could it be the former guy?

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

*raises hand* Sorry that I am hopelessly square. “Square” is still a thing people say, right?

Amy!'s avatar

Don't tell me. She's got a gay hairdresser. He hates her, clearly.

Tina Mouse's avatar

We stayed up until 3 to watch the vote and make certain it happened.

It was horrifying.

Justin CYBER GUY!'s avatar

Tough shit cupcake, get fucked