Weekend At Bushies
![Usually they make the Devil sign ... - Wonkette Usually they make the Devil sign ... - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2Fb3a4d3748df3ed0bac73b64c638dc286.jpg)
Oh how cute, the War Family makes little peace signs at the photographers. What other kind of douchebag behavior did our Royal Family partake in this weekend with Russian buddy Vlad the Putin?
![Watch out, Dobby! - Wonkette Watch out, Dobby! - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F433b24bb4782149b9ac5ff3000066706.jpg)
First, Laura did the Vulcan Nerve Grip on Putin so he would behave and quit saying nasty things about this administration being worse than the Nazis.
![I looked into his soul ... - Wonkette I looked into his soul ... - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2Fff7f33d0bb3db6da5f0a1eda0d3f6665.jpg)
It worked so well that within minutes, a docile Putin was making peace pledges to Old Man Bush's dog .
![I CAN HAS 3RD TERMZ? - Wonkette I CAN HAS 3RD TERMZ? - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F002728f306838946df5324f28ad5fa11.jpg)
In return, the dog guaranteed the White House would not protest a third, fourth or fifth term for President Vladimir.
![Fuckin' bike - Wonkette Fuckin' bike - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F3de415ec3282249bf4ee6341ac6aad65.jpg)
Dubya stomped away in rage after "that goddamned bike tried to git me."
![In sympathy - Wonkette In sympathy - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F45065c3c77ecf9a1e5e7fadc0749a04d.jpg)
Putin thoughfully brought over some flowers after learning Bush's mother was dead.
![Same time, next year - Wonkette Same time, next year - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F9723aae70a64cf5c7c496980684e7399.jpg)
Sexytime.
![When you people are serious, you'll bring guns - Wonkette When you people are serious, you'll bring guns - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F5bfee19d4634d4ee69afe43687c91320.jpg)
Everybody loves Bush.
![9/11 truth! - Wonkette 9/11 truth! - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F172591d65776c3f483e53a0c8153b377.jpg)
"And Vlad, that remote-controlled second plane banked so beautifully into the second tower, I almost cried."
![Useless Satanic Asshole - Wonkette Useless Satanic Asshole - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F7912430cb071a9e5233b04429ce97d91.jpg)
Ever wonder how Junior remembers what country he runs?
![And it's allemande left and allemande right, come on ya fuckin' dummy get yr right step right - Wonkette And it's allemande left and allemande right, come on ya fuckin' dummy get yr right step right - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2Fde12fc588e8ea000852041fed822c205.jpg)
The winner of this round of Patty Cake gets Azerbaijan!
![Who knew *Barbara* would turn out to be the hot one? - Wonkette Who knew *Barbara* would turn out to be the hot one? - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F28262daa588ae2f52189ed4d6a9fef62.jpg)
Say what you will about Lil' Barbara, but she does go fishing in a little black dress.
![Peace sign? Check. Fat guy in skirt? Check. Different-colored Chuck Taylors? Check. - Wonkette Peace sign? Check. Fat guy in skirt? Check. Different-colored Chuck Taylors? Check. - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2F35e22ea785ef25fe7dbe3c26a3e0aab4.jpg)
Protesters in Kennebunkport. Bush will be president forever.
![Hooray! - Wonkette Hooray! - Wonkette](https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fwonkette.substack.com%2Fp%2Fdc7b26c59c5ba730952b501f4b9acff3.jpg)
And this is the sea mine that blew 'em all up, the end.
Russian President Vladimir Putin Visit [Yahoo News]