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This is a vale of tears. Happiness, naturally, is suspect.

So is a clear conscience. Evildoers must be secretly tormented by their doubts, despite all evidence to the contrary.

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Michael Medved was unable to vote, as he had both thumbs stuck up his ass.

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On the other hand, fortunately there will soon be no shortage of fabulous gay decorators once we are all forced to change our sexual orientation.

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I believe you've answered your own question. These are the people who think Michelangelo's art is obscene, who hate vast areas of science and literature, who think roughly 4/5ths of the world's population will and should burn in hell, and whose preferred pastimes are killing animals at close range with high-powered weapons and driving cars in circles.

Of course they hate happiness.

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Word.

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If you're doing it right.

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For a deep dose of derp, put on your hip waders and goggles, and check out the <a href="http:\/\/www.glennbeck.com\/2013\/06\/26\/supreme-courts-rules-doma-unconstitutional-glenn-reacts-to-historic-decision\/" target="_blank">comments of the Beckerheads</a>.

Exploded heads apparently don't stop them from typing lots of words. Sentence-like strings of them, even.

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Only if you're Delaware residents, and marry out of state in order to avoid Delaware law. If you're resident in a state that permits it, there's no problem when you later move to Delaware.

Of course, Delaware has no way of knowing what's up . . . you have a problem only if someone wants to make it a problem.

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"The last line is crossed, the Federal government has achieved absolute and complete control and power over each person in the land; the Republic has died as of this day." Someone needs to up their meds.

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Just posted it on Facebook. Let's see what sort of reaction it gets. Heh heh heh.

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True. I forgot how much they hate Catholics.

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dude looks like a lady

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for some. for many though it's simply that they are chronically unhappy people, so they despise the idea of anyone else being happy

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"seismic activity in the state was no greater than normal"

until the <a href="http:\/\/www.hark.com\/clips\/bpjhvcfkqx-rim-shot" target="_blank">honeymoons</a>

Thanks, I'll be here all week...

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Did Alec Baldwin cover this on Twitter?

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