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That $6400. included a night with the model.

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Yet he has a job and 5 million members for comfort.Corrupt asshole

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As DJT has demonstrated, money is not enough. There is an extreme strain of narcissism at play.

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But what if the model was orange, huh? What then?

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I wonder if getting shot is fair? (not advocating shooting ANYONE, not even with votes, please don't banhammer me)

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I suggest a separate trial for improper and unnecessary Capitalization. What is this guy, a second Grader or Something??

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Wait, Insane Wayne has a “mild” personality? I’ve seen some of his speeches. He describes America as if the Purge is going on 24/7. There are many adjectives I could use to desecrate him, but “mild” is not one of them.

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I love Insane Wayne’s battles with Traitor Ollie. It’s like two hyenas fighting over a rotting zebra carcass.

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He seems very proud of that hair, but he should tread a little more carefully next time he approaches his barber/stylist.

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can we have an epic rap battle of butthurt, with LaPierre vs Trump ranting about which one is SOOO being treated unfairly?

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I regret that I only have one upvote. Too fucken true.

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Party on.

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I like this one too:

@profmusgrave

The cliché “history will judge you” would have more bite in a country that didn’t keep monuments to Confederate traitors

2:34 PM - 18 Dec 2019

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MMMMMAAAAAAHHHH!

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Damn. I once had a 105 temp for about an hour. In comparison I should have whined less.

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Whatever, Wayne. Do you know a gentleman by the name of Lev Parnas? How about Igor Fruman? Do you know them? Have you ever had any meetings with them? Have you ever worked with them in any capacity?

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