You don't get the joke? THAT'S THE JOKE! God, you're stupid.
Maybe it's for the best. Trump would just make things worse, and even if he read some pre-written statement that wasn't entirely horrible, he's such a divisive figure that it wouldn't make any difference.
I'm definitely stupider for reading some of that.
I always thought it was Catbert! But maybe that's just wishful thinking from an old Human Relations officer.
Man, if you want to know who Satan is, just ask Trump - he's obviously the Anti-Christ.
Stoled for potential Nice Things use!
Easy to tell when it hits the tertiary phase, though.
It certainly seems so, maybe he has a brain tumor?
I have heard the voice of Satan, Satan is a friend of mine, and Mr. Adams, he's no Al Pacino.
25 or 6 to 4
No more souls to steal?
Ayahuasca isn't for everyone, Adams.
It's not a toomah!!
"Scott Adams" is an anagram of “Most sad act”.“Scott Raymond Adams” is an anagram of “Doctor Madman stays”.
Probably untreated schizo-effective disorder.
That thought occurred to me as well.