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Mark Lungo's avatar

Maybe it's for the best. Trump would just make things worse, and even if he read some pre-written statement that wasn't entirely horrible, he's such a divisive figure that it wouldn't make any difference.

@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

I'm definitely stupider for reading some of that.

Outzie's avatar

I always thought it was Catbert! But maybe that's just wishful thinking from an old Human Relations officer.

Ricky DeHesperus's avatar

Man, if you want to know who Satan is, just ask Trump - he's obviously the Anti-Christ.

doktorzoom's avatar

Stoled for potential Nice Things use!

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Easy to tell when it hits the tertiary phase, though.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

It certainly seems so, maybe he has a brain tumor?

Stroke1's avatar

I have heard the voice of Satan, Satan is a friend of mine, and Mr. Adams, he's no Al Pacino.

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Kiwiwriter's avatar

No more souls to steal?

sarah_kay_gee ⚜️🏰⭐'s avatar

Ayahuasca isn't for everyone, Adams.

E.A. Blair's avatar

"Scott Adams" is an anagram of “Most sad act”.“Scott Raymond Adams” is an anagram of “Doctor Madman stays”.

Blue Cat's avatar

Probably untreated schizo-effective disorder.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

That thought occurred to me as well.