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Maybe it's for the best. Trump would just make things worse, and even if he read some pre-written statement that wasn't entirely horrible, he's such a divisive figure that it wouldn't make any difference.

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I'm definitely stupider for reading some of that.

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I always thought it was Catbert! But maybe that's just wishful thinking from an old Human Relations officer.

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Man, if you want to know who Satan is, just ask Trump - he's obviously the Anti-Christ.

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Stoled for potential Nice Things use!

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Easy to tell when it hits the tertiary phase, though.

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It certainly seems so, maybe he has a brain tumor?

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I have heard the voice of Satan, Satan is a friend of mine, and Mr. Adams, he's no Al Pacino.

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25 or 6 to 4

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No more souls to steal?

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Ayahuasca isn't for everyone, Adams.

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It's not a toomah!!

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"Scott Adams" is an anagram of “Most sad act”.“Scott Raymond Adams” is an anagram of “Doctor Madman stays”.

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Probably untreated schizo-effective disorder.

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That thought occurred to me as well.

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