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Clark_Nova's avatar

Two books for me. Atlas Shrugged and the KJ Bible. Then I retrieved Atlas and burned it lest it find its way into the hands of someone more impressionable.

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Speaking of which, did anyone else notice Chris Cuomo's sad start on a neckbeard tonight?

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Like Israel, India and Pakistan.

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Define alive. I think you have to put a scroll in his mouth before he can move.

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Hey. Te Whiki was a great Maori revolutionary who kicked Limey ass.

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Each other's bananas or go home.

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When I read the Sunday comics, I always boycott Dilbert.

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Yeah, that's why it's so absurd when they call themselves the "silent majority." I mean, obviously not the majority in the first place, but how can you call yourself part of a "silent" anything if you never shut the fuck up?

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we can but hope, right? we should ask him when that's gonna happen after the election

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not sure, but I think there's something there....

Wookie Monster's avatar

I haven't read the comics section in a newspaper in forever. Very few are even mildly funny these days. Even ones that I used to find entertaining, like Funky Winkerbean, have been bleak and joyless.

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Pretty much. I don't know how much of this stuff is sincere on his part or if he's just a kid who likes to shake up the ant farm to see what happens. But either way, I gave up on paying any attention to him ages ago.

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I'm pretty sure his last words were 'I should have cleaned my pistol better, it tastes terrible"