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Rev. paleotectonics's avatar

Teddy Roosevelt?

Chief Dan George?

William Shatner?

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phoenix00's avatar

Simpson's testimony covers this rather nicely.

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phoenix00's avatar

Cardassians. OBVIOUSLY.

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phoenix00's avatar

Sometimes greasing palms is a prerequisite....

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phoenix00's avatar

Truth be told, Hong Kong refused to take Snowden in. The options narrow considerably at that point.

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YouInDangerGirl!'s avatar

Oh, sorry. My irony chip has been malfunctioning quite a bit lately :-)

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Hoo hoo! ... Hoo hoo! ...

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Where are Ace and Gary?

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andyk304's avatar

Sexy Gary Stevens. He’d rather not wear the silk if given the choice.

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Bob Munck's avatar

Glenn Greenwald, who is either a witting or unwitting Kremlin asset And in any case is definitely a witless witling.

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willi0000000's avatar

and putin got all the help he needed to influence the election from inside the United States . . . color me fucking shocked.

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Luther Martin's avatar

Greenwald is a great writer cause he says so.I believe the technical term for his writing is "hackneyed",and his occupation would be "hack". HeeHee!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Work Some few time and spend greater time with your circle of relatives ..."

No thanks - I'm good.

PS: Ask for a refund - those ESL lessons didn't stick.

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Leftflank's avatar

I've never seen a white man in more desperate need of conversion therapy in my whole life.

Green Glenwad is conflicted, to put it mildly. And this is a nice piece of trivia, when Green Glenwad and Julian Assange mated they created WikiSucks, which is now residing in a undisclosed location sort of North East of the South West and is already 'on the lamb' as it were.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Or maybe Odil or whatever that Albanian exchange student spy was called.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

has anyone ever seen SH and GG in the same room?

thought so.

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