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Spurning Beer's avatar

I was a Rhode Islander for 30-something years, and they got rid of the death penalty there in 1852 after executing an innocent man. The victim was an Irish Catholic man who was convicted of killing the Governor's brother.

So Tejas is 150 years behind the curve. So far.

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PsycWench's avatar

Was that a real D? or the D that Faux Newz puts by the name of Republicans who did bad?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Instead of putting dicks in childrens' movies, he puts dicks into office.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Gimme An F" was just what Perry said to his college professors.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Alexis_Texas" target="_blank">Not as interesting as these Texas videos.</a>

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

You are one twisted puppy. I like that in a commenter. Well done.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>After checking his copy and finding the same scene,</i>

15 or 20 times.....

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Since DNA testing kicked in, and the Innocence Project kicked off, approximately one in 10 death row inmates has been freed.

I am convinced we've executed innocent people. The numbers are stark.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Can you name a public servant who has become a millionaire while in office?

Gov. Rick Perry! <a href="http://www.star-telegram.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/08/28/3319362/p...">http://www.star-telegram.co...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Five-second skin shot: embarrassing.

234 executions: AWESOME!

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Sean Gothman's avatar

Well, if he gets elected, maybe he'll end America the same way.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If they had more educational materials like that, maybe more (some!) Texas teenagers would finish high school for the happy ending.

Next Perry removed all nudity from the internet. To protect the children. A success he continues to this very day.

Things like that didn't happen when Ronald Reagan was president. Oh, wait.

<i>"Tommy Varner, an assistant coach at Baird High School, said he was telling his freshman health class ...". </i> Times sure have changed. These days an assistant coach in Texas teaches <strike>biology</strike> intelligent design.

And Hilary Duff was born nine months later. Thanks Rick!

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fuflans's avatar

can somebody please come forward and say they've had sex with rick perry already?

he's boring me beyond the telling of it. and not in a good way.

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