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Imma gonna work out how to monetize it one day.

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Just send money mmmkay?

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This is a way cooler camp stove and is pictured with bacon. And is $90. And REI.

https://www.rei.com/product/149913/eureka-ignite-2-burner-camp-stove

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Well, $280 for a single-stem vase isn't so crazy when you consider it took TWO (2) people to design and create it.

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"millions of diseased turkey wattles believed a whole bunch of evidence-free horseshit"

And this, right here, is what keeps me coming back to WonketteLand.

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Good lord, the rain tonight/this morning. It's not exactly like I've been sleeping well the past couple of days, and it's coming down like bullets.

I usually enjoy the rain.

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I've been struggling to think of a surprise for hubby and finally came up with something--a professional drawing of the dogs. He'll love it.

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"gaping anus" is my pseudo-punk Eight is Enough (is it, though?) theme-song all-ocarina tribute band.

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And they call ME Evil??

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mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

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Hahaha

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My cat is salivating at the picture of the "vase" and whispering "Buy it! Buy it!"

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It IS a good knocker-downer.

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I got my cat-loving friend a very cute ceramic pasta tower a few years ago that her cat thought was a perfect knocker-downer-and he did. She almost had tears in her eyes when she said this-I can't have anything nice!

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naughty kitty. I have to ask, what is a ceramic pasta tower? I am picturing some sort of noodly art object, or maybe for pasta storage?

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Exactly I think it was shaped like a lighthouse for pasta storage.

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I love REI -- mostly -- but I can buy a $60 Coleman stove from Target that does the same thing as their $400 one.

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You can but a $90 one. That one is just to spend money for the joy of burning money

https://www.rei.com/product/149913/eureka-ignite-2-burner-camp-stove

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I'm usually so hot and tired after climbing Everest, all I want is a salad.

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Even just Mt Washington would kill me now.

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Those glasses reminded me of some chairs I saw in a swnky real estate listing - I couldn’t find the listing again, but I did find some puctures of chairs like the obes I saw: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/71/39/d9/7139d9c6969b3e90c5f914e806136333.jpg

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Well okay then.

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The penis vase looks like a bicycle pump.

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The bicycle vase looks like a penis pump...

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😂🤣🤣😂

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Honestly, I have a LettuceGrow and I love it. It's really not that much work, just add food and water then adjust the pH once a week, and I have more fresh herbs and lettuce than I can use myself. The only time it was a real burden was when I got some weird aphid like big infestation and had to take it all apart to clean, and even that wasn't that bad.

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Can we see the good stuff now plz?

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Some people have more money than brains.

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See, e.g.; Goop

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