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Mintie's avatar

This is the point where you buy reasonably priced furniture and doctor the bill to make it look like they're more expensive.

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rg9rts's avatar

$31,000 for a kitchen set for his office..Carsons comment about the $5,000 limit...you can't even buy a decent chair for that...a gopee rising star...knows how to spend YOUR money

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Slinger's avatar

Looks more like Billy Ocean and Jesus in that awful painting. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Lynn A Myers's avatar

Yes!

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HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

Are they unidirectional?

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

Trump just got done putting a new layer of dust on those things.

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chronozoan's avatar

This is what happens when you live inside The Fox News Bubble : You Forget That Not Everybody Does!

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

What?

Dr Carson hasn't stabbed anyone yet? https://giphy.com/gifs/xYHs...

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chronozoan's avatar

you mean the "STUPIDEST COUNTRY ON EARTH" award?

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Rickyphoo's avatar

When we finally get this gang of crooks out of the government, this country is going to flat broke.

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ImGoingBacon's avatar

They also have warehouses which hold used gubment furniture, so an agency can pick up some good used pieces for FREE!

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87ytens's avatar

I work at a non-profit in New York. She came to do a site visit of our facility and pretty much looked exactly like this. Trash. I felt like I was in the Upside Down with her sitting there. (This goes without saying, but) she had absolutely no idea what we did or what was going on, and we have multi-million $$ contracts with HUD and have for many years. It was a joke. The end of the meeting was so absurd that I had to look down into my lap and bite my tongue. She said, and I quote, "I need to address the elephant in the room - I would have never worked for or supported Trump if he was a bad person. I know many people say he's racist and sexist, but it's just not true! I've never experienced that. He's a great guy and he really wants to see good things for this country." Then we had to take fucking PICTURES with her! Needless to say it ruined my day/week. What a pathetic human being.

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The Potoo of Existential Derp's avatar

Vigilantes with access to excavators or backhoes, you know what to do.

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NotDarkYet's avatar

“Five thousand dollars will not even buy a decent chair.”

He's right!!

An Eames Lounge Chair and Ottoman will set you back a cool$5,295.00

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ScottGoode's avatar

I hate to inform you but you are now required to make the movie that goes with that tag line. Let me know when your Kickstarter is set up please.

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ScottGoode's avatar

Well it's better than his usual layers.

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