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Maybe Chuckles the Clown cancelled and they needed a good laugh.

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Precisely my point.

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Is 8 months enough time to get guaranteed-for-life health insurance benefits? Just wondering. Maybe that's all she needs.

Cuz I'm amazed at how many "pull yourself up by your bootstrap" Republicans make careers out of being paid with taxpayer money, either directly as legislators or by being business owners who sell to government or as real estate owners who rent or sell to government, or as insurance agents who sell coverage to city councils, water boards, school districts, elected hospital boards, or by being city managers, parks department officials, etc., etc., etc. (Looking at you, any city, America.)

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Beefoonery

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Bigsfeet

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Proudfoots

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When Ms. Gnome and I married, we combined our book collections and donated the duplicates to the library.

The only exception was our copies of The Silmarillion, which neither of us will ever read again but both wanted to keep for sentimental reasons.

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I think her brother was on Frasier.

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And beef doesn't grow when you plant it. Well, except for the mold.

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I think someone has confused "farmer" with "rancher." As in, "I ranch beef."

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Not a bull farm?

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Their hides are chapped. And that's my only beef with them.

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Collateral damage?

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Excuse me?! Trump does NOT pick LOSERS he picks WINNERS. what they do in the election is up to them! Mmk?

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These puns are udderly childish .

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It's not Trump's fault if they get tired of winning before election day.

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