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HouseofMayhem's avatar

“God created us to take care of each other.”

God's away on business.

kmblue187's avatar

OT but:

"Noem has installed a former political aide, Madison Sheahan, to be the agency’s deputy director, a position typically held by veteran ICE officials. Sheahan, 28, formerly ran the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries but has little experience in law enforcement. Some ICE officers have nicknamed her “fish cop.”

The Atlantic, article about ICE personnel being miserable.

Curtis Barnhill's avatar

Noem credits “God” with saving hundreds and hundreds of lives. Yet, aren’t torrential rains and flash floods known as “acts of God?” Seems Noem has the assignment of credit and blame all wrong.

motmelere's avatar

Dozens of cadaver dogs were active in Kerr County before Noem authorized search and rescue teams.

Yes, we are hard wired to help each other, that's why we created FEMA. That's why we have fire fighters, that's why USAID was created.

Sweet Jesus, that monster with blown-out hair just bragged about her response to the crisis; something something about hugs and photo ops, she may as well have tossed paper towels at them.

Cadaver dogs got there before she let search and rescue teams in.

Camelia Payne's avatar

One correction: Not EVERY Texan voted for Trump!

Lil Snot's avatar

SAVAGE closing, Dok!

Hank Napkin's avatar

No keen insight this, but have you all noticed that Everything Sir says, thinks, evaluates, posits, claims, worries over, rubs, strokes, drools, dreams, covets, is either expressed as 1) money or 2) as gold, which is like money?

Mexfiles's avatar

Presidenta Sheinbaum offered to send our military search and rescue teams, after some border city fire departments have already sent theirs.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Could be mistake to send people into a shithole country that arrests and imprisons and deports accomplished individuals.

Hank Napkin's avatar

(Whispers: Don't. He likes it.)

Major Kong's avatar

I'm subjected to Fox at the gym. I try to ignore it , but sometimes you have to watch, like a train wreck. They're trying to blame cloud seeding for this disaster using their well established "just asking questions " ruse.

Jen's Taking Greenland's avatar

Ask for them to change it. Choose another gym if they refuse.

Major Kong's avatar

It's not the only news channel there; there's also CNN and MSNBC. I just glance over occasionally to Fox to see what those liars are up to.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Open minded. Thoughtful. Receptive. Just a few of the reasons I avoid FOX.

Delmarva Peninsula's avatar

God has one effed up sense of humor, example infinity.

Liminal's avatar

picturing sock puppets on either hand, one arguing "I must destroy them all, yarggh!" and the other (in a squeaky voice) "No you must spare these little ones" and back and forth.

Liminal's avatar

> "The teams needed to tell people how to apply for FEMA assistance, "

That's an easy one. Don't bother.

Maybe's avatar

trumpy may not send any FEMA aid to Texas. He'll just talk about it. That's what his minions judge him on anyway: words, not actions.

Brad Granath's avatar

Trump doesn't 'like' FEMA because Alex Jones and Laura Loomer told him that it's a (((deep state))) plot to steal White People's land and take their guns.