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Dirty Work's avatar

Do your servers smile or cry upon your shift?

I got my thoughts.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

I'm not saying a garlic-stuffed olive wouldn't be the coup de grace for this drink, but I'm also not not saying it.

josephebacon's avatar

Today--one of those isn't enough...I need a couple to get through today's toilet flush, er, news dump...

The Wanderer's avatar

What would be a good reposada tequila?

Ill-Advised's avatar

What are you using it for? My current mix tequila is Tres Cientos for margaritas, and Casa Nobles (añejo) for sipping.

CzechJournalists's avatar

Milagro if you aren't feeling crazy spendy, Casa Azul if you are.

memzilla's avatar

The one you're pouring for me.

EyeQueue's avatar

I was excited at the prospect of an actual black garlic martini. XD XD XD

Hollysdower's avatar

I do love garlic and black pepper, so this drink intrigues me. I could never afford all the ingredients.

I'm curious tho, how much do cocktails like this cost in a bar?

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

Why is a bottle of Light def the same 12 ounces as regular beer?

tehbaddr's avatar

Because sold by weight, not volume!

tehbaddr's avatar

Can I use a packet of black pepper from a window bench at the diner and a shake of Lawry's Garlic Salt over some Burnett's?

memzilla's avatar

Are you wearing a Harpo Marx overcoat at the diner at the Trailways terminal?

EyeQueue's avatar

OMG! I *loved* the corned beef dinner they served at the diner at the Trailways station when I was a kid.

chascates's avatar

A little song for when the things seem overwhelming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_cv_DiNAz8

OG Cookie Lady- less stabby's avatar

I hate pharmacy phone trees.

That is all.

TheHeroOfCanton's avatar

I hate phone trees, period.

And the Hold voice that states that our calls are important to them. Right.

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

They are from hell…only bested by student loan ones cuz when you finally have screamed bloody murder, the customer service will be happening in the Phillipines.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Trumpeter Art Farmer was born on this day in 1928. Here he is playing with Gerry Mulligan on "As Catch Can" in 1958:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzNRCj-mpdU

Here's a recording of "The Days Of Wine And Roses" from 1963 by the Art Farmer Quartet featuring Jim Hall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehw9PRwlKNU

Clammed Can Monster's avatar

Appeals court says federal prosecutor who subpoenaed Letitia James was unlawfully appointed

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/appeals-court-john-sarcone-letitia-james-federal-prosecutor/

Of course they're going to appeal directly to the Supremely Crooked Court, why wouldn't they?

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

In a world of Natalie Harps, be a Tori Amos.

CzechJournalists's avatar

i didn't think it was possible, but now that i'm seeing ads for kalshi i hate them even more.

SterWonk's avatar

Jamelle Bouie: 'How close is Donald Trump to the "crazification" line?'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efxV1-2rQ2o

Yes, he specifically mentioned Alan Keyes; no, he did not mention the classic article from Kung Fu Monkey[*], nor John Rogers, the person behind the blog. Not going to lie, I'm very disappointed at that; it feels almost like plagiarism.

[*] https://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/2005/10/lunch-discussions-145-crazification.html

Cincinnatus's avatar

If this doesn't cross the line . . .

"President Donald Trump bragged on Wednesday, "I'm very good at flagpoles!" during what CNN described as an "impromptu tour of his various White House construction projects.""

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-boasts-construction-skills-latest-214743559.html

MRK's avatar

Please, don't remind of me Alan Keyes.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

If you’ve ever known any of them, you know that they are horrible people.

455 Rocket Cat, Space Donkey's avatar

Texas was FULL of gay conservatives, biz koolaid plus racism

Ruththecatlady's avatar

The phrase "cutting off your nose to spite your face" seems apt here.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Damn, they'll do whatever they can to fit in.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

are we still doing phrasing?

MRK's avatar

Seems like the leopards already took a chunk.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐘:

https://substack.com/profile/157154942-oneyieldregular/note/c-319812530

Emile Claus, "Sunglow," 1905

Dedicated Fukui. I hope to meet some of you at the SF event this evening.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

toast that fucker for me, wontcha?

Schmannity's avatar

Court cuts $50M judgment against Infowars’ Alex Jones over falsely labeling Newtown killings a hoax

https://apnews.com/article/alex-jones-infowars-newtown-b7866ab5ef652bbc7307ae55b09937ce

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Donnie made some phone calls

Euripides Pants's avatar

Why would a judge have such contempt for a jury?

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Fucking Texas.

"The Infowars founder can only be forced to pay about $6 million, the Texas Third Court of Appeals ruled in a unanimous opinion, citing state laws that limit lawsuit damages.

The ruling does not affect a separate $1.25 billion judgment against Jones in Connecticut, where he was also found liable for defaming and causing emotional distress to relatives of the 20 first-graders and six educators killed in the Newtown shooting."

chascates's avatar

'Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press, and that cannot be limited without being lost'

― Thomas Jefferson

"In a Friday post on X, journalist Lara Korte, who covered the Middle East for the Stars and Stripes, announced her firing and denounced the Pentagon's treatment of the military paper, which has faced increasing pressure from the Trump administration's DoD.

"Today, I was informed that the Department of Defense is firing me for insubordination," Korte wrote. "I told a CBS reporter that I work for Stars and Stripes – not the Pentagon, not any administration, and not any policy maker."

Korte added, "I consider it a great privilege to live alongside members of the military and share their stories," and blasted the Pentagon, saying "it's a shame for the institution and service members, who swore to defend the Constitution and deserve the right to a free and independent press."

Reports came out on Friday that the Pentagon fired the paper's publisher before he could retire next month, along with the editor-in-chief. Earlier this year, the Trump administration fired Jaqueline Smith, the ombudsman of the Stars and Stripes, which prompted her to warn that "there's a very real threat" facing the Pentagon's paper of record."

https://www.rawstory.com/pentagon-stars-and-stripes-2677757294/

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

This is a tragedy. In my day Stars and Stripes was gold standard journalism.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I'm sure their new editor-in-chief, Bari Weiss, will maintain the standards of journalism that we have come to expect from Stars and Stripes.

chascates's avatar

Instead of former Stripes reporters like Bill Mauldin or Andy Rooney they could have Kari Lake or Liz Crokin!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Assignment Editor Jim Hoft. Just look for the guy wearing clown shoes.

Pat Kolmer's avatar

WONKETTE HAPPY HOUR HUMOR!!!

"I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling.

The other half I wasted." - W. C. Fields

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Edinburgh Fringe Festival Humour!!!

"I remember thinking, as I taped a piranha to my boomerang, this could come back to bite me." - Olaf Falafel

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

the breakup joek:

"what do you call a boomerang which does not return?

a stick"

Dirty Work's avatar

Doctor Frankenstein "whats better for the rabble" has FAFO.

This is their own product:

A.I. says: The term "Epstein class" describes an ultra-wealthy, politically connected global elite who operate above the law and escape accountability. Like the cynicism surrounding "trickle-down" economics, it represents a system where privilege flows upward and protects the powerful, leaving ordinary citizens facing a different set of rules.

We, as in you and me will ultimately bail the tech bro's out to continue to enjoy thier corrupt shit.

You promised to throw us a bone?

Glad I didn't vote for Camala. The people I hate more than my own are getting hurt worse.

A bargian unkept.

fuck you.