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Doktor Zoom's avatar

UPDATE: Nevermind, new article finally posted, all is (hic) well. I think.

Hey kids, trying to get a post up for you, but substack is glitching. Have a trouble ticket in and will keep trying.

It looks like comments actually are working, despite the "something went wrong" message when you click "post" — just refresh your browser and your comment should show.

Wish that worked for posting a new article by Marcie about Nancy Mace being GROSS

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

No one gets over a cruel summer that quickly.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Something's wrong?

Oh thank goodness. Thought it was me

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Something's wrong?

Oh thank goodness. Thought it was me

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

We hadn't noticed \s

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Stroke1 fucks with us from beyond.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Oh my goodnees.

Sounds about right.

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PrimerGray's avatar

I’m going to miss his WHAR TABS if they weren’t up at 7:02.

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Schmannity's avatar

I'd like your post, but, you know.

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Did something go wrong?

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

something went wrong.

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Stroke1's avatar

Hello Wonketeers,

This is Stroke1's daughter posting on his behalf. I'm not sure how to get the word out, but I'm sad to tell you he died yesterday of what the doctors believe was a massive heart attack. His family was with him. The better part of the report is that he had an awesome first place team trivia victory the night before and was celebrating his birthday with good food, beverage and loved ones and I am confident he was about as happy as can be.

I know he enjoyed the comments section and the repartee and I have no doubt he would be bummed to be missing Caturday. I'm sure he will be missed here, too, and if you ever shared a joke or meme or song or good conversation or whatnot -- thank you.

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Fred's avatar

oh fang. i am so sorry.

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Fred's avatar

*dang*

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Sarah Smith's avatar

A big tree is down.

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Lucinda the Pook's avatar

So sorry. Your dad's comments were always great to read and showed a remarkable intelligence.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf's avatar

hello to Stroke's daughter. We are hugging you.

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Daniel's avatar

I am so sorry for your loss.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

I’m very sorry to hear this. Thank you for letting us know, sometimes folks just disappear and we never know why - we’re a sort of family here in this space so it means a lot. Peace to you and all of Stroke1’s loved ones. He’ll be missed here.

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Maureen's avatar

Peace and comfort to you, the family and his loved ones.

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WeepingAngel~Lost In The Facts's avatar

I'm so very sorry for your loss. I wish you and your family peace and comfort in your memories.

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GH Swell's avatar

Sorry for your loss. The noiz will be missed.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Thank you so much for letting us know. He was one cool dude and will be greatly missed.

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Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Aw crap. He will be missed by many people including me.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I just found out and wanted to say sorry for your loss. I'll miss Stroke being here.

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Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Thank you for letting us know. Your dad will be missed. My condolences for your loss.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I don't know if you'll ever see this, but just in case, I am so very sorry for your loss, and for ours too. Stroke was a buddy of mine, we liked to lol and argue, often at the same time. He will be greatly missed.

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LaurieF's avatar

My condolences. He will be missed.

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Ipso's avatar

Oh no. I’m so sorry for your loss. What a great guy your dad was. He was loved around here. Take care of yourself, hugs.

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Fred's avatar

nope. does not sound appetizing.

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Androgenous AF's avatar

In a weird way, we all are interconnected here. And we appreciate each other.

Reading a take then realizing whose it was replying was always a nice plus. Peace to you and yours...

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Happy Impulse Control Substack Saturday everyone . . .

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Anyone want to see a tiny woman boss enormous male rugby players about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AeKpBBzt-4

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A couple of Saturday's ago I was just really tired and not feeling it. The day before at work I even raised eyebrows by being friendly and nice (!) to the Kid it was my turn to babysit that day.

So, when the evangelical types showed up at my door I was polite and noncommittal. I even took their brochure! I know!

Welp, they just up for a followup. I was more feisty this time, and quickly cycled through "ways to make them flee quickly and never come back..." Hail Satan? Wanna join my coven for some midnight magic tonight? Ah, even better from glancing at their brochure.....

"Thank you so much. I'm going to stay with the Catholics. Life long one. I go over there to St M.'s, been going my whole life. Have you ever tried Mass there? We have a new Pope you know? He seems pretty cool.and liberal to me....hey wait, where are you going? There's a 5pm Mass today! I'll meet up with you at the front door there.....I thought we had a real connection here......."

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Not sure if it appeared earlier but Bashir got a six-fer and England won by an innings and 45.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Henlooo.

Birb just woke up. Had a sound night's sleep.

She feels... good! 😃😂😊🥰

She is now watching Dijon FCO vs Stade Rennais. Both sides are using tbe U-18 players.

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Saviour of Bread's avatar

Afternoon Birb.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Woot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Maybe she'll go back to Colorado and food poison patrons at her new restaurant.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, substack is fucking up for me now. Time to peace out anyway. Everyone have a good day!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ok, substack is fucking up for me now. Time to peace out anyway. Everyone have a good day!

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

*grumblegrumble*

I blame all the claim change deniers for why I'm wearing a sweatshirt on Memorial Day weekend.

Despite that, you can try to rip my Teva's from my very cold feet . I really hate socks and refuse to wear them unless forced to after April 1.

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weejee's avatar

awerwerqf

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blueicebank's avatar

‘He is not in charge’: Trump mocked for asking what’s in his executive orders

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-executive-orders-2672196137/

Apocalypse Now:

Willard: "Who's the commanding officer here?"

Soldier: "Ain't you?"

Later:

Willard: "Who's in charge here?"

Soldier: "In charge? I don't know, man. I'm just doing what I'm told - I'm just a working girl.

Later:

Willard: "Do you know who's in charge here?"

Roach: "Yeah."

Later:

Willard: "Ain't no one in fucking charge. Let's get out of here."

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