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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Big tournament today. No idea how busy we’ll be. Questions here.

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Miss Grundy's avatar

That looks like a mighty fine drink. Have you ever featured it at the country club, Mr. Hooper?

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tehbaddr's avatar

I think you left that cocktail unattended for too long, seems some birds have nested in it.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

Ha Ha Ha Matt Hooper! It's the 50th Anniversary of Jaws! My question is: What kind of shark could do this to a person?

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Resource NW's avatar

Not a nurse shark, that's fer shur.

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Nancy Naive's avatar

Good for what ails ya. And you were correct, a bazillion calories.

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Elderly John's avatar

I'm sure the drink is delicious, but just reading the ingredients makes my teeth hurt from so much sugar. Only a little dab of lime juice?

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Pina Coladas are inherently unbalanced; add lime to taste.

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"M"'s avatar

I bet you can add more lime to taste

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Craig Nixon's avatar

Who woulda thunk?

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"M"'s avatar

lol

I beat our great mixologist

XD

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JCfromNC's avatar

TBF, he might be answering while working.

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"M"'s avatar

Very true

:-)

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Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Just started sprinkling in Cleveland Heights, so look for an uptick in business.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Full-contact cornhole?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

I mean, you Americans would probably insist on wearing armour, like in your weird mutant form of rugby. :P

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tehbaddr's avatar

I thought Cornholing was by definition full contact.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

True. ^^^^^THIS!^^^^

That game where people toss bean bags around is more aptly named "Waste Time".

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Sojourner Truth's avatar

Not my bag, but you kids enjoy yourselves.

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Don’t be silly. Whist.

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President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Disc golf?

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Resource NW's avatar

B. Franklin Memorial Kite Fighting. Steel wires make cloudy weather ... adventurous.

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The Wanderer's avatar

(giggling)

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Mr Beeep's avatar

Quidditch?

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"M"'s avatar

yes

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

When I drank I was always Steve.

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Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

Notes from a newb after my first batch of this lovely concoction.

I could fit 6 pineapple rings on a half sheet pan and setting the oven to convection was enough to char the rings nicely after flipping at 30 minutes.

you'll have 14-18 drinks worth of the coconut de leche and 8 drinks worth at most of the pineapple syrup so either double the syrup and drink it often or know you'll remake that.

The leche isn't pourable at fridge temperature, you'll want to take it out a couple hours before making these or fiddle around with the bottle under a hot water tap.

This recipe is 4.5 oz + dilution, it's smaller than most pina coladas so use a smaller glass. Was only like 75% of my mai tai glass full of crushed ice. To scale it up I went 2.75 rum, 1.5 leche, 1.5 pina syrup, .75 lime. For your own selves this is a handy calculator and select 25% dilution near the bottom, https://www.batchcalc.com/

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Motherfucking COWS.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

I is sweating quite a bit right now.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

I’m okay. Just in a lot of pain. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

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Mark's avatar

Headline: B-2 bombers moving to Guam amid Middle East tensions, US officials say

https://www.reuters.com/business/aerospace-defense/b-2-bombers-moving-guam-amid-middle-east-tensions-us-officials-say-2025-06-21/

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

Fuck me sideways with all this pain.

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Tessie's avatar

Summer's here, and the time is right for dancin in the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdvITn5cAVc

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Stulexington's avatar

Civilian gun ownership as well iirc.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[hangs head in abject, all-consuming SHAME...]

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'm certain most people wouldn't/couldn't believe this because we're all brainwashed by lies.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Without foreplay or lube, and thus all the other #1 rankings.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

'K, Hubby now bathed, dressed, and ready to run errands. In the interim, here's one of my favorite stories from Billy Connolly's (Sir William Connolly's) stand-up comedy days:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2gznhy

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Trump Complains He Should Have Won FIVE Nobel Prizes By Now But β€˜They Only Give Them To Liberals’

Leftists: Biden is a selfish egotistical narcissist for running for reelection! He should have never run for reelection!

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JustPixelz's avatar

Medicine: Bleach cure for COVID-45

Literature: Collected Social Media Posts

Physics: Golfing

Chemistry: Invention of "Clean Beautiful Coal"

Peace: Peace in Ukraine

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Khavrinen's avatar

What Nobel Prizes does Trump think he should have won?

A. O. T., K.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I'd imagine his base would realize what a butthurt whiny ass titty baby he is by now.

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Randy Bender's avatar

MAGAmasculinity (((shudder)))

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[gags violently]

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Much of his base are also butthurt whiny ass titty babies as well.

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satch's avatar

Nah ..., his base listens to the whining and thinks "Yep, he's a fighter..."

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Rad's avatar

Wow! Nary a word about Bio-hazard Barbie!!! Apparently, RFKjr thinks his swimming in toxic waste makes him impervious to infections; Rand and Barbie tagged along to a bio-hazard lab for the fun and a photo op.

https://canwehaveanewwitchoursmelted.blogspot.com/2025/06/from-daily-beast.html

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

Anyone SEEN her, or is she by chance β˜ οΈπŸ‘»?

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Rad's avatar

"Typhoid Barbie" has a nice ring to it...

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satch's avatar

She's obviously genetically and immunologically inferior, unlike RFQ. I mean, have you seen him with his shirt off?

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Khavrinen's avatar

Far more often than I would ever want to.

Ew.

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BradtheπŸ€–'s avatar

Good Caturday morning to everyone! Today I have the story of Alabaster’s first climb up the catwall. Alabaster came to us in March. He was a rescue who had, at some point been socialized, but had been living in the wild for an extended time. When he arrived at the shelter where Bot Junior volunteers, he was badly mauled, requiring stitches in three different places. He was underweight and infested with fleas. They stitched him up and fixed him, chipped him, and waited for him to recover before offering him for adoption. But a wound on the top of his head didn’t heal, so the vet opened it up and discovered a claw embedded under the skin. After that, he began his journey back to good health. We started with him staying in Bot Jr’s room, so the others could smell him, and get used to the idea of a new family member.

It has been very problematic getting our existing three beasts to accept him. In the beginning Bagheera was fine with him, but the girls were hissy and growling. Over time, the girls slowly accepted him. Bagheera also accepted him, but a serious problem developed. Since they’re cats, zoomies chasing each other are a regular occurrence. Bagheera’s a 17 1/2 pound battle chonk, and Alabaster’s life before chez Bot means he’s afraid of being beat up.

So Alabaster mostly stays in Bot Jr’s room. He only comes downstairs when Bot Jr is there, and mostly hangs out on the couch.

In three months, he’s never climbed the catwall, although he has watched the others do so since his arrival.

Finally, this week, after scratching on the cat post, which is also the launch pad to the cat wall, he climbed up to the top of the post, then ventured onto the catwall for the first time. He made it to the spot where he could look at Belle on top of the antique bookcase, then moved back to the hammock. We were so proud of him!

https://substack.com/profile/155617549-bradthe/note/c-127974498

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Susanneh's avatar

Also I'm not showing my cats that pic. They do seem quite attached to me, but I'm not taking any chances. Seriously, you're the best cat brad.

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NatalyaResists's avatar

That's great news! He's beautiful! Thank you for helping him.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Love love love your cat wall. Alabaster is a fine addition to the family.

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

That's one gorgeous cat! 😍 And what a cool wall!!!

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Susanneh's avatar

What a guy! What a loving home!

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

What a pretty beastie!

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

What a brave sweetie pie!!!!!!!!!

πŸ˜πŸ±πŸ…πŸ’«πŸ’œ

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

BTW, speaking of birds, when I was a kid we had a book called Birds of Kansas, several hundred pages and basically like an early field guide. When I asked my mom where we got it she explained when she was in high school in the early 50's all you had to do was write to the state and they would send you a copy free, postage paid.

My, how things have changed.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Everything came from Pueblo, Colorado in those days.

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Khavrinen's avatar

I remember all those ads about Pueblo, Colorado!

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I was thinking it was published by either K State or KU but I could be wrong. To tell the truth I'm obsessing about finding a copy now so I'll contact both Universities soon and see what they know about it.

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GiggleSnort's avatar

U. of Florida law student got an award for being the top student in a class to which he had submitted a paper arguing that the Constitution is only for White people (https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/21/us/white-supremacist-university-of-florida-paper.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Qk8.Wuh-.LLDp4LO8_XQe&smid=url-share). Said student also subsequently was spewing massively racist and anti-Semitic content on X. That got him suspended. So, U. of Florida, is he a good boy, or a bad boy?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

because another corrupt Trump judge

The Trump-nominated judge who taught the class, John L. Badalamenti, declined to comment for this article, and does not appear to have publicly discussed why he chose Mr. Damsky for the award.

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MRK's avatar

I am not a law student, but there's a fundamental flaw in his paper. If Constitutional protections only apply to white people, and the government says you're not white, how do you prove otherwise? You're not obligated to a hearing, after all, unless you're white.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

When we've reached that point, the answer is, the government decides.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

How many drops of blood til you're not white anymore? Which kinds of Europeans count as white now?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Everyone except the Irish and Hungarians.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

And the Scots, and the Irish, and the Italians, and the Irish, and the Irish…

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

I’m a bit wary of Belgians also too

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Resource NW's avatar

It's the fruity beer.

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Susanneh's avatar

I feel so bad for Belgians. Why are they treated like the ginger stepchild? Belgium was my first stop in mainland Europe and locals took care of me in the loveliest way. I also happened to arrive right before their national day and enjoyed shitty cherry wine and amazing cheese I made the mistake of traveling with. I went on to Amsterdam and Cinque terre in Italy and then Prague.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

And the Dutch…

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MRK's avatar

As bad as that is, it still implies some standard that can be checked - which requires some hearing to check against it. But if absolutely none of the Constitution applies to those who aren’t white, then it’s entirely, unmistakably arbitrary.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Yep. Fucking nazi animals…

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YaJagoff's avatar

SchrΓΆdingers student.

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