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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Shift starts in 30. Busy night. Questions here.

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π•Ίπ–“π–™π–π–Šπ–”π–™π–π–Šπ–—π–π–†π–“π–‰'s avatar

It’s nice to see you working in a place that clearly makes you happy to go there.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

How many holes would it take to fill the Albert Hall?

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Thoughts on subing Aperol for the Campari?

Campari tastes like an ashtray to me.

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Try this at a bar. The Campari balances. Aperol will be much sweeter.

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pskbh's avatar

Substitute for Carpano? Small town.

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"M"'s avatar

I'm still agog about 99 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Dolin (my fave) is a good French vermouth from Chambery. Cocci and Cinzano are Italian brands "di Torino". Most liquor stores will carry at least one of these.

Martini & Rossi is OK, if that's all there is β€” which is often the case in small shops, because it's globally distributed by the Bacardi megacorporation.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"...my boss suggested making an Aborrio Rice Negroni"

a.k.a a "risottogroni"

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"M"'s avatar

😳

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AJ Milne's avatar

Negroni always been one of my go tos.

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Helena Handbag's avatar

I love a Negroni and also a Boulevardier, being partial to bourbon, just swap bourbon for the gin

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The Boulevardier deserves to be better-known than it is. There's no excuse for people not trying it. Like a Negroni or Manhattan, it's an easy one to make in batches and keep in the freezer. Pour on ice, add a splash of water to moderate the alcohol (if you like), and you're in business.

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

This is one of your best entries at the Wonk mixology bar, Mr. Hooper! I laughed more than once while reading. I must try a negroni when next I have the opportunity.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

I’ve never had one of these but it sounds intriguing enough to give it a try. Don’t have to buy too much stuff or do complex things. Thanks!

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Chop chop, pacey pacey.

Hey, did you already do a white russian blueprint? What is your view on crumbling a flake over the top of the finished article?

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

a flake of what?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Chocolate flake. Like in reality.

This isn't some Tom Waits thing.

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

My parents used to drink stingers, I thought they were dreadful. Can you come up with a tasty version?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

What even are those?

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Some gross thing with Crème de Menthe.

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Rethfernhim's avatar

Just made one. Delicious. Had the Campari and Carpano in house; gin was Bombay Sapphire (only choice in our modest cabinet). Only problem was the orange: we had none, so I added a few drops of Grand Marnier, which worked better than expected.

Thank you, Mr. Hooper.

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Gassy's avatar

Thanks, Hoop. Negronis are one of my favorites. I recently added Manhattans to that list from your post a few weeks ago. Buzzed from a Manhattan right now.

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RRJKR's avatar

Use half shot of Campari in your Manhattan in place of the bitters Substitute blended whiskey for the Bourbon Very smooth. Be careful you can drink them like Kool-aid.

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Gassy's avatar

Didn't have any blended whiskey, but a half shot of Compari was really nice. Thanks for the tip!

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Why can't any cocktail bar make a Gibson these days???

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Technically, a Gibson is a martini with a jarred picked onion. The typical pickled cocktail onion is pretty bad; I had a pair of customers at the country club who would order Gibsons but never eat the olive, using them as a visual count for their drinks instead. (Gross and annoying, thanks.)

I wrote an β€œasian Gibson” called the Haiku a while back that I’m pretty proud of. I might go back to the Gibson soon and talk about it in the context of the perfect martini.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

A whut now?

EDIT: Damn that sounds like something so dry that it would force frogs into estivation for like, 10 miles around.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Having one in the basement keeps the mildew down...

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

A rather nice cocktail of which I was rather fond.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

It sounds like an experience.

If I have to extend myself in a social situation, I prefer something involving black cherries or Slivovitz. My tastes run dark and tart.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Mine run light and dry. And plentiful.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Embrace the shadow. Or not.

Oh. I just got an idea for a white russian infused with black cherry jam.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

That looks delicious, Hooper. No notes.

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

Eh. Agreed.

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Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ's avatar

All that Nobel Peace Prize celebrating?

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Uncle Betamax's avatar

*throws shapes in the church of dance*

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Matthew Hooper's avatar

Homecoming weekend.

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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

'tanqueray is our rail gin here at hemingways'...as it should be...everywhere πŸ˜„

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DemoCat's avatar

I respect the moderation and precision that continue to go into each of Mr. Hooper’s cocktails, despite the ever growing dumpster fire that Trump has turned America into. Eventually, things are bound to get so bad that there is just no time or reason for such thought and creativity. I imagine for our final week with Trump the Friday beverage will simply be a gallon of moonshine. In jelly jars if you got em, or just right out of the jug.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Nice drink.

Now, about the Epstein Files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Dark Crystal is back in theaters. Wonder how many Gen X folks will show up.

https://gizmodo.com/the-dark-crystal-interview-brian-henson-2000668234

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Schmannity's avatar

Florida Sheriff’s Halloween Decorations Has Neighborhood Up In Arms

"A Halloween display featuring skeletons dressed as immigration agents chasing Mexican skeletons over a fence has stirred backlash outside a Mobile County sheriff’s home.

The display sits on Sheriff Paul Burch’s front lawn days bef0re Mobile’s Latin Fest."

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EyeQueue's avatar

That's not fucking OK.

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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

If its the same southern sheriff as the one I read about, he threw his wife under the bus saying she did it and he had nothing to do with what was displayed on his house.

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carovee's avatar

Of course.

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GiggleSnort's avatar

The Daily Show has a video superimposing pictures of dancing animal-costumed Portlanders with the audio and video of Trump and his minions going on about how anitfa is the most dangerous thing ever (Noem said as a bad as Hamas, or Hezbollah, or MS-13, etc.) and Miller saying ICE is in "hand-to-hand combat" with them every night. Would be funny, except that this over-the-top rhetoric is typical of Fascism and is being used to justify all kinds of repression.

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carovee's avatar

SO said Kimmel was encouraging Portland erst to send in videos of their hellish existence.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

He had a video of Pritzger that was pretty funny.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Wild mushroom plays the keyboard. https://youtu.be/AqAJLh9wuZ0

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helenasgarden's avatar

πŸ’ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’• Respect.

That's heartening to hear. The whipped up frenzy never got off the ground and will not. IMO.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

My grandbaby is staggering around like the world’s tiniest drunk and it is sublime.

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

OMG, I’m glad I’m not the only person who giggles about toddlers being like little drunks.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

She absolutely is. Staggers around, grabs the play yard rail to steady herself and falls anyway, randomly laughs and cries, then pees herself and falls asleep.

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lotsacatsndogs's avatar

On my iPhone 16+, which I just powered off and then on to see if it would help, large parts of the touchscreen on Wonkette ONLY don't work--can't collapse threads, the three lines in the upper right are dead, and who knows what else. The big buttons obviously work or I wouldn't be here. Any suggestions? Other sites fine. Anyone else having issues? Suggestions (other than powering off and on, which didn't help)? Thanks!

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Try tapping on the arrows, then select "Latest."

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Opalescent Riddles's avatar

Vertical morality seems like it operates at the lowest 2 of Kohlberg's 6 stages of morality. Jesus is an example of the highest stages, and his teachings exhort us to operate in a similar plane, which is apparently horizontal morality in this other nomenclature.

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carovee's avatar

I just started the Power Worshippers. Its well written but so disheartening. MAGA Christians is an oxymoron.

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Shallow state's avatar

That was a hell of a lot of words to say "if MAGA christianity were actually moral it wouldn't be such a good grift"

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helenasgarden's avatar

Thanks for this. Most enlightening.

π‘‡β„Žπ‘’π‘œπ‘›π‘œπ‘šπ‘¦ π‘π‘Ÿπ‘’π‘ π‘’π‘šπ‘’π‘  π‘π‘–π‘π‘™π‘–π‘π‘Žπ‘™ πΌπ‘ π‘Ÿπ‘Žπ‘’π‘™β€™π‘  𝑂𝑙𝑑 πΆπ‘œπ‘£π‘’π‘›π‘Žπ‘›π‘‘ π‘—π‘’π‘‘π‘–π‘π‘–π‘Žπ‘™ π‘™π‘Žπ‘€π‘  β„Žπ‘Žπ‘£π‘’ π‘›π‘œπ‘‘ 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 π‘Žπ‘π‘Ÿπ‘œπ‘”π‘Žπ‘‘π‘’π‘‘,

Oh yeah, ask us Jews about the Torah and how it's interpreted. Morons. And scavengers.

Bottom line, it is NOT about power and dominion.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Also, why the fuck are they still yammering on about the old testament when with christ there is supposed to be a new covenant????

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helenasgarden's avatar

Convenience? Justification? Validation for evil?

Good point about ignoring their Jesus. All the fundamentalists of any religion are fucking loons.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

I SO agree with you!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

"seem?" Upon reading I now have more words. FUCK OFF so called christians.

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Resource NW's avatar

Give us a day or two. I am not sure we have any pitchers left.

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ciaobella's avatar

What a game! So jelly that you got to be there!

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Clutch those pearls harder.

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Vileaxxe's avatar

β€œFalse frog operation”

*lays down and dies*

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Bupkus231's avatar

Did a little looking around - and the only thing that stuck with me:

"Why is Andy Ngo such a pissant liar?"

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Stupid fuck was marching with the Mother's Pride Boys in 2019 and got milkshaked and nailed in the back of the head with a chucked dildo (he went to hospital with a concussion, he lies). He's a fucking bellend.

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Lochspring's avatar

Bellend bell rung by well flung bellend?

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Schmannity's avatar

Bloodthirsty inflatable frogs! THE HORROR!

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Cookie Lady's avatar

I wish there was an inflatable milkshake costume.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

There are several in fact, I just googled it. I’m sorry I can’t bring a picture back to share.

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Chicken ate my Ballot's avatar

Oh, that’s a different one!

The one that I was seeing was under $50 , There really is no limit out there to what you can find just google it. It’s probably out there.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

He is such a goddamn clown.

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MRK's avatar

The list of things he's scared of is very long.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

So much BS. They know they are losing the narrative.

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Mackafritz's avatar

But he almost died.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

I know Daisy wants to go out on the balcony

But first she must refuse once, twice, thrice!

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Babe Paley's avatar

Our dog would play insie outsie.

She would get me to let her in and out on the balcony about 5 times before I would stop playing and she would sulk for an hour!

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Is cat?

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paxpax's avatar

"for behold! from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed" is what popped into my head - cos I sing 99 different versions of The Magnificat for choir

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Rocket Cat's avatar

So beautiful! I had a cat named Daisy Miller. She *thought* she was independent.

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Is BEAUTIFUL cat.

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