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Well politics in general is famous/infamous for leaks, just sayin'.

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'The tests aren't very accurate below 70.'- IQ testing company

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What do you mean they don't work? they make the lives of poor people harder, and make money for the private companies administering the tests. I'd say they work exactly as their Republiscam authors intended them to.

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You can't tell by how they act? Incessant snacking on sound bites, disjointed speech, hallucinations about an invisible sky man.

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It's been working for centuries. Why change it now?

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More importantly - how many of them are so alcoholic that they start the day with a Bloody Mary or a beer?

THAT is the big question.

How many of them are just flat drunken bums like the SOTH?

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Question 1 Do you currently possess a refrigerator? A Yes B No

Question 2 Have you, in the last 12 months, tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps? Please give an example below.

Question 3 In the Last 12 months, have you ever thought you are or should be treated as an equal by your local job creators?

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That's your answer to every problem!

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You know that factoid about 80% of dollar bills have traces of cocaine? New studies have shown that in the greater D.C. area, those results are closer to 95%.

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For I was a woman and you made me piss into a cup, while you watched, with a camcorder.....

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... and by "a cup" of course I meant "your mouth"

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Bush/Clinton family libel!!!!!

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Georgia’s drug testing is currently on hold while it’s being (drug) tested in the courts. FIFY

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don't fix it if it ain't broken

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for the last time, people...it takes (at minimum) a middle-class-good-paying job to be able to afford decent narcotics these days

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the fact that they aren't catching anyone clearly means the program is working. logic, duh.

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