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I think that's way too innocent. But perhaps you're right.

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Because he was really really mad that Obama insulted him so badly at the correspondants annual dinner in 2014 and he vowed on the spot to get even and to undue every single thing Obama accomplished as president.

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he filled out on his financial disclosure forms before being elected president that his net worth was $1.3 billion and that questionaire didnt include listing any debts............my hunch is his net worth is much much less and now that NY state looks inclined to go after about $400 million in unpaid state taxes on his father s estate including penalties plus litigation on his foundation frauds the Donald will probably end up broke. (again). I also read an article supposedly the reason Don Jr s wife filed for divorce recently is she saw the hand writing on the wall as to the trump so called empire and wanted to get out before it was all seized. Poor Donnie.

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Oy, vey iz mir. Gevalt!

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At my party EVERYONE gets a rocket car.

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And the Sirius Customer "Support" Department. Grrrrr.....

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And in order to do the dishes, you have to move the things you stored in the 'washer to somewhere else but that area has all the things you need....Every damn horizontal surface in my home has stuff on it that needs to be put away on some horizontal surface. Everything I try to clean takes about 20 minutes of cascading movement of objects and I end up back at the dishwasher with something in my hand that needs to go somewhere.

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Psychotic levels of narcissism.

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Obama.

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The sort of 1%er douche who still seems to be OK with belonging to a Twitler-branded country club in and of itself, but is annoyed by the extra security associated with presidential visits.

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Richard Branson comes to mind,

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That zarkin' frood has his towel about him.

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"You want me to put on that helmet?! Do you know how long I spent on hair and make-up?"

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I'm more interested in 5, 6 and 7, the American Mob, the Russian Mob and the Israeli Mob.

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An amusing point in the Forbes article is how some of Trump's properties - like Mar-a-Lago and his NYC condo - have become more valuable because of their historical value now that this President has used them. And I was thinking, now is probably a good time to invest in Fort Leavenworth cells.

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Because he's "really smart", has a "great brain", and is a "stable genius".

And if you believe that, I can get you a really great deal on some Trump properties that are just sure to shoot up in value any day now.

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